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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    12/01/09

    In reply to Truth In Advertising
    Those grapes also look artificially enhanced.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    12/01/09

    In reply to Truth In Advertising
    Okay now, photoshopping has gone too far.
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    12/01/09

    In reply to Truth In Advertising
    Ugh, gross. What's wrong with the cute, retro styling of the old one?
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    meritxell: an erotic life was starred meritxell: an erotic life was unstarred
    Image of sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell
    12/01/09

    In reply to Truth In Advertising
    Ewwww. Will not buy Sun-Maid products. Why mess with something that wasn't broken?
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    sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell was starred sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/01/09

    In reply to Truth In Advertising
    So they made over the Sun-Maid as a character from Toy Story?
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    Image of stealthird stealthird
    12/01/09

    In reply to Truth In Advertising
    That image is hideous. It looks very low budget. Why couldn't they have left well enough alone? All I can say is, they better not fuck with the De Cecco girl.
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    Edited by stealthird at 12/01/09 6:01 PM stealthird was starred stealthird was unstarred
    Image of stealthird stealthird
    12/01/09

    @stealthird:
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    Image of o-line o-line
    12/01/09

    In reply to Truth In Advertising
    Her Dairy Queen chocolate dipped cone hair freaks me out. Also, her ability to hold such a large quantity of grapes with her hand in that position.
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    Image of BuffySummers BuffySummers
    12/01/09

    In reply to Truth In Advertising
    She looks like the weird animation/cartoon style they use for those cheap direct-to-dvd Barbie movies. Ick.

    Also, love that they must have had a strategy session to figure out how best to show off her new waist and boobs. Ditch the basket! Hold up some grapes, harem style!
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment BuffySummers was starred BuffySummers was unstarred
    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    12/01/09

    In reply to Truth In Advertising
    These commercials creep me the fuck out, in the same way those Charles Schwab cartoon-and-yet-not-cartoon commercials do. I also think the conductor on the Polar Express is the scariest-fucking man ever drawn, so there you are.
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    Image of o-line o-line
    12/01/09

    @willwriteforfood: This. Yes. Those commercials make me change the channel.
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    Image of JohanPaladin JohanPaladin
    12/01/09

    @willwriteforfood: Don't watch Avatar!
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    willwriteforfood promoted this comment JohanPaladin was starred JohanPaladin was unstarred
    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    12/01/09

    @JohanPaladin: Ha! I was not going to see it for a myriad of reasons, and THAT was one of the primary ones. Cartoons that look way too much like real people make my skin crawl.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/01/09

    In reply to Truth In Advertising
    Oh no, not again. She looks like Uncanny Valley Barbie.
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    12/01/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Yes. That is exactly it. Genius.
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    Image of Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd)
    12/01/09

    In reply to Truth In Advertising
    From the commercial: "Hollywood: Where everyone is healthy and fit..."

    When I think of Hollywood I think of alcoholics, cocaine, eating disorders, and botox. But maybe that's just me.
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    Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) was starred Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) was unstarred
    Image of cand86 cand86
    12/01/09

    In reply to Truth In Advertising
    She looks like a Barbie Doll. What's so bad about this lovely lady instead?
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    12/01/09

    @cand86: as Sarah Palin would say, not glamorous enough!
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    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    12/01/09

    In reply to Truth In Advertising
    The new sun maid creeps my shit out.
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    Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini was starred Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini was unstarred
    Image of stealthird stealthird
    12/01/09

    @Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: Me too. It reminds me of that awful commercial for Nuva Ring or whatever, with the girls in the pool--the original version that was all computer generated. Creepy creepy creepy.
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    stealthird was starred stealthird was unstarred
    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    12/01/09

    In reply to Truth In Advertising
    That bunch of grapes is shaped vaguely like Africa.
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    Kivrin promoted this comment sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/01/09

    @sweet_communist: I saw penis-and-balls, but I'm kind of a pervert. (And yes, it would be a very short penis.)
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    Kivrin was starred Kivrin was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    12/01/09

    @Kivrin: and GIANT balls.
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/01/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Well, if you're cursed with a short penis, might as well have balls worth bragging about.
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    Kivrin was starred Kivrin was unstarred
    Image of prettycool prettycool
    12/01/09

    @Kivrin: That is a grape chode if I ever saw one.
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    prettycool was starred prettycool was unstarred
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