Today is National Ice Creamy Day, obviously, and while you might be tempted to press your personal duck genie into service by wishing for an ice cream thunderstorm, you ought to resist the urge. Your duck genie just wants to be friends, and he'll feel like you're just using him if you only call him to ask for favors.
Let's all climb into our time machines, get nice and cozy with something that won't spill and fry the very important mechanisms that make time machines work, and watch a blooper real from the Golden Globes of yesteryear, marveling at how, despite the frenetic and fickle nature of show business, Warren Beatty and…
Hey cowpokes! It's that time again!