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Sunday Sign-Off: Leave Your Genie Alone This National Ice Cream Day

Today is National Ice Creamy Day, obviously, and while you might be tempted to press your personal duck genie into service by wishing for an ice cream thunderstorm, you ought to resist the urge. Your duck genie just wants to be friends, and he'll feel like you're just using him if you only call him to ask for favors. » 7/21/13 6:30pm 7/21/13 6:30pm