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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    07/23/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Summer Time Is Science Time
    So is Cover Lies just forever going to be at this smaller barely readable size?
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    07/23/09

    @eXXX: I know, break out the old lady reading glasses.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    07/23/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Summer Time Is Science Time
    I have a question: Where exactly do they find these "thousands of men" that "agree" on what this magazine has to say?

    Do they just walk up to people on the street with a clipboard and ask, "So, how would you feel about a woman pressing rapidly and firmly on your taint in the middle of a blow job?"
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    Image of scandalouskiki scandalouskiki
    07/23/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: I always wonder about things like that too, and how long it takes them to find enough guys who are willing to answer such questions. Or if they just make up numbers.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    07/23/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Summer Time Is Science Time
    Wait. There are 125 sex moves?? What the hell have I missed?! I've only got, like, five! Help me Cosmo!!!!
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    07/23/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: Don't worry. I think there's probably a maximum of about 10 real moves out there, 13 if you're double jointed and the rest are for people who also enjoy standing on their head to read, or having sex with uncomfortable things. You are not alone.
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    Image of SkipToMyLou SkipToMyLou
    07/23/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Summer Time Is Science Time
    When Katy Perry grows up she is going to look exactly like Sigourney Weaver.
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    Edited by SkipToMyLou at 07/23/09 2:28 PM SkipToMyLou was starred SkipToMyLou was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    07/23/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Summer Time Is Science Time
    125 Sex Moves

    Among the most popular:

    # 25 - The Swooping Crane
    # 33 - The Rabid Badger
    # 87 - The Inverted Flying Squirrel
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/23/09

    @NefariousNewt:

    Don't forget #2 - The Nefarious Newt
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    07/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Now, now... that's on the list of things that send women over the edge.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    07/23/09

    @NefariousNewt: And a new one, in keeping with Cosmo's math theme...
    The Inverted Matrix!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/23/09

    @NefariousNewt: That's what I meant, I was just distracted by your amorous moves.
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    Image of Suffragettestream the Office Hussy Suffragettestream the Office Hussy
    07/23/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Summer Time Is Science Time
    60.7% of dudes just need a couple of beers first and then they'll let you in there
     Reply
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    07/23/09

    @Office Hussy: Seconded. And then they'll pretend like it didn't happen, but do this strange wiggling thing next time you sleep with them till you do it again.
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    Image of Ms.Moneypenny Ms.Moneypenny
    07/23/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Summer Time Is Science Time
    Oh Cosmo, you blinded me with science. (Or way too much purple on your cover, I can't decide)
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    NefariousNewt promoted this comment Ms.Moneypenny was starred Ms.Moneypenny was unstarred
    Image of badmutha badmutha
    07/23/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Summer Time Is Science Time
    If the COTD doesn't come from this thread, I will give up all of my sex scrunchies.
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    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    07/23/09

    @badmutha: And I will stop using that blowjob + ice cube trick that they recommend every damn month!
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    07/23/09

    @daisen-in: And I'll stop putting my knuckle between a guys balls and anus. P.S. Cosmo... No one actually likes being touched there. I learned this the hard way, which is why I stopped reading your magazine when I started actually having sex with other people.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    07/23/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Summer Time Is Science Time
    Cheatproof your love: Don't date a douchebag.
     Reply
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    07/23/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: Have him followed.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    07/23/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: You could do what my girlfriend did; date that socially awkward guy who took 8 years to realize you like him (uhh, because you blurted it out).
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    07/23/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Summer Time Is Science Time
    Isn't every issue of Cosmo supposedly the "hot issue"? It might be more aptly named the Tepid Issue or maybe Stale-Bathwater-Temperature Issue because that is about how excited I get about Cosmo.
     Reply
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    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    07/23/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Summer Time Is Science Time
    "The Orgasm Whisperer, starring Robert Redford as the man who tamed your wild vagina!"

    On second thought, I don't think that sounds so bad.
     Reply
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    07/23/09

    @daisen-in: I'm going to let my vagina run free in hopes that this exact scenario occurs.
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    heatherwritesstuff promoted this comment LuvEwan was starred LuvEwan was unstarred
    Image of inabook inabook
    07/23/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Summer Time Is Science Time
    Hmmm. Cosmo, I think you have sampling bias error.
     Reply
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    07/23/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Summer Time Is Science Time
    I was really hoping "Listen To His Dick" would be followed by "And Hear The Ocean!"
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    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    07/23/09

    @andBegorrah: Laughed loud enough for my officemate to turn around; excellent!
     Reply
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    07/23/09

    @andBegorrah: All I ever hear is heavy breathing...
     Reply
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    Image of marinav marinav
    07/23/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Summer Time Is Science Time
    God, Cosmo's cover photos are the worst. The models/celebs are always looking extremely uncomfortable, like they've been wanting to pee for 5 hours and suddenly someone turns a "Sounds of the rain" new age CD on the set.
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    lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist promoted this comment Edited by marinav at 07/23/09 2:26 PM marinav was starred marinav was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/23/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Summer Time Is Science Time
    "125 Sex Moves"

    I'm supposed to move? Shit.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    07/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: You don't have to move. As long as you're HOT.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    07/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Just make sure you don't disturb the "Back door area" on your man while you are moving in a hot manner.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    07/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Nonono, HE'S the one who moves. You just lie still and look pretty.
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    Image of inabook inabook
    07/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: The difficulty is to figure out how to move while also lying back and thinking of England.... the complicated combination of looking like you are pretending to enjoy it, because you can't enjoy it, but you have to look like you are.
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    Image of Pennyfeather Pennyfeather
    07/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Actually, you should be doing effortless/concentrated/sensual/productive ab compressions at all times during intercourse. Crunches are sexy.
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    07/23/09

    @Penny: Wait, aren't you supposed to move every now and then to adjust the scrunchy on his peen? The HOT scrunchy.
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    Image of flaxen_vixen flaxen_vixen
    07/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Time for my favorite bad joke: A pair of WASPs are laying in bed post coitus. The husband is clearly bothered and the wife is reading a magazine. The husband finally gets up the courage and asks "Did I hurt you while we were having sex?" The wife, not looking up from her magazine says, "No sweetie, why do you ask?" and the Husband replies, "Because you moved."
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    07/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Just don't like it too much or he won't want to commit. No one wants to date a sex-crazed skank.
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