jeez, miley cyrus has boobs. glad i didn't have paparazzi following me around when i went jogging at sixteen. i may not have had much in the boob department, but i only wore a sports bra!
Sorry to be a nitpicking asshole, Suge, but "1000%" makes no mathematical sense, unless you're one of the X-Men and can multiply yourself into ten people. Which you're not, so that would make YOU the asshole for saying this.
@megscissorhands: Nah, I'm pretty sure he became an asshole even before he reached that point in the sentence. Though I will also say that I am very glad that he's not a mutant, because I suspect he would be one of the bad guys.
If Western society did not so fetishize women's mammary glands -- you know, those bits that evolved in order to feed our young? -- no one would give a rat's ass, a hoot, or any number of other things about the fact that the world now has photographic proof of a fact we have all known to be true all along: Miley Cyrus has breasts!
Presumably, like Janet Jackson, she also has nipples. (I know!)
I am far more concerned about the fact that the girl can't go jogging without her picture being taken.
Every time there is a post about Jaime Spears and his conservatorship and blah blah blah, I think "Why is Britney's little sister taking care of her? Doesn't she have a baby to worry about?" Every time. For some reason, my synapses refuse to form a pathway acknowledging the existence of Jaime Spears.
Oh dear. Selita Ebanks and I are now officially competing for the same men. Someone should warn her, the poor girl. I guess I could send her my castoffs.
Honestly, the girl annoys me, but people need to get a grip. She's a young woman that should be able to make the same mistakes as other girls. I used to hike up my skirt from time to time, I just had the luxury of it not being blasted on tabloids.
It wasn't the rumours of an appearance on Larry King or Oprah that made me realise that Jade Goody was famous all over the world, but the fact that Jezebel mentioned her for the first time last week. However I imagine that if she did do the interview with either Oprah or Larry it could literally kill her, as her already frail health has been in a sharp decline following the toll her wedding took on her a week ago. It really has become a death watch over in the UK, with the papers and magazines virtually counting down the days to her death.I have never witnessed anything quite like it in the UK before.
Am I the only one who has a soft spot for Lily Allen and all of her nuttery-inducing-drunken-flashing-for-cheap-haircuts-threesomegrabbing-cocainecondoning-23yearold self?
@Cutting Makes You Sexy: Ever since Katy Perry called herself a skinny version of Lily Allen, I've come to realize that I love the Lilster. Unfortunately, Perry's comments about how she is a heavier version of Amy Winehouse have done nothing to renew my affection for her.
And I've always loved the blah/poppy/funn-ness of Allen's music. Kate Nash but be a little better, but I think Allen's personality makes up for it...
Tuberculosis er... Tyra Banks needs to quit with Top Model while she's semi-ahead.
I'm only saying this because the song in her commercial sucks, and next season she's going to top her token "special" model hopeful with a one legged little person iraq war veteran with diabetes or something.
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Trista? No one cares what you think. STFU.
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Even in color.

Does she even know who she's talking about?
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Presumably, like Janet Jackson, she also has nipples. (I know!)
I am far more concerned about the fact that the girl can't go jogging without her picture being taken.
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Has she not heard that domestic violence incident reports increase statistically immediately post-Super Bowl? Selita, you've lost me.
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This doesn't make me too upset, but still...
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SHE IS 16 YEARS OLD. SIXTEEN YEAR OLDS HAVE TITS. GET THE FUCK OVER IT, AMERICA!
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LEAVE MILEY CYRUS ALONE!
Honestly, the girl annoys me, but people need to get a grip. She's a young woman that should be able to make the same mistakes as other girls. I used to hike up my skirt from time to time, I just had the luxury of it not being blasted on tabloids.
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It really has become a death watch over in the UK, with the papers and magazines virtually counting down the days to her death.I have never witnessed anything quite like it in the UK before.
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And I've always loved the blah/poppy/funn-ness of Allen's music. Kate Nash but be a little better, but I think Allen's personality makes up for it...
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I'm only saying this because the song in her commercial sucks, and next season she's going to top her token "special" model hopeful with a one legged little person iraq war veteran with diabetes or something.