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    7 Vampires Better Than Twilight's Edward Cullen

    Breaking Dawn: What To Expect When You're Expecting... A Vampire
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    11/25/08

    In reply to 7 Vampires Better Than Twilight's Edward Cullen
    Did anyone mention Adrian Pasdar as Caleb in "Near Dark"? Amazing.


    I also think Jim Carrey in "Once Bitten" was a better vampire.

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    Image of Gothamite88 Gothamite88
    11/24/08

    In reply to 7 Vampires Better Than Twilight's Edward Cullen
    No love for the MiddleMan's vampire puppet?
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    Image of Saltine Saltine
    11/25/08

    @Gothamite88: Yay! Someone else who watches that show. But I dunno its a puppet, in the end its just not as dangerous
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    Image of barzzini barzzini
    11/24/08

    In reply to 7 Vampires Better Than Twilight's Edward Cullen
    There is no contest. Bill Compton is the MAN. Or Undead Man of the year. So sexy. And those eyes will melt the panties off any woman.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    11/24/08

    In reply to 7 Vampires Better Than Twilight's Edward Cullen
    I loved Jason Dohring on Moonlighting.


    But I think I was carrying over my Logan Echolls love.

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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    11/24/08

    @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: me too me too!! i miss both of them now
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    11/24/08

    In reply to 7 Vampires Better Than Twilight's Edward Cullen
    So, What about Count Blah *Blah*?
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    11/24/08

    In reply to 7 Vampires Better Than Twilight's Edward Cullen
    small voice..Spike annoyed me terribly by Season 7. I liked him when he first came on the show, but by the end, I felt like he'd eaten the show and I wanted him on the first plane to Whothehellcareaslongasitsnothe.... Judging from the posts here, I guessing this is an unpopular sentiment.
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    11/24/08

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: And don't get me started on the decision to put Spike in Angel (note to heavy breathing fan-fic writers: I mean the show, not the character)
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    11/24/08

    In reply to 7 Vampires Better Than Twilight's Edward Cullen
    I call bullshit on this:


    "the erotics of anticipation," controlled passion and the "deferral of any type of sexual consummation."


    I mean, because that is what women are into? Jesus, where is my chastity belt?


    I see it more as our own fears about our vulnerability during sex, and yeah I guess it is the virgin's fears about what will happen once she loses it... but this waiting-to-do-it business of Twilight does not interest me. Yet I am kind of into vampires.

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    Image of abillionalphacentaurians abillionalphacentaurians
    11/24/08

    In reply to 7 Vampires Better Than Twilight's Edward Cullen
    On this grading system: Wouldn't you want to give the vampires you like the most the least garlic? Garlic repels them!
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    Image of Dodai Dodai
    11/24/08

    @abillionalphacentaurians: it's how actually threatening they are, and therefore awesome.
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    Image of Cocotte Cocotte
    11/24/08

    In reply to 7 Vampires Better Than Twilight's Edward Cullen
    Y'all forgot one of the hottest damn vampires ever: the fabulous Anne Parillaud (the original and only Femme Nikita) as Marie in Innocent Blood.


    Marie: How can you want to be with me? I take lives!

    Joe: Well, if you were perfect you wouldn't still be single.

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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    11/24/08

    @Cocotte: 2Pint mentioned it, but buried in comments on the first page. I can't wait to rent this one- I've never seen it, and I LOVE Anne Parillaud.
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    Image of Cam/ron Cam/ron
    11/24/08

    In reply to 7 Vampires Better Than Twilight's Edward Cullen
    There's also "Fright Night" vampire Chris Sarandon who does one hell of a disco dance with Marcy from Married with Children:



    + Watch video
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    11/24/08

    In reply to 7 Vampires Better Than Twilight's Edward Cullen
    Grace Jones in Vamp can kick everyone's ass.
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    Image of Cam/ron Cam/ron
    11/24/08

    In reply to 7 Vampires Better Than Twilight's Edward Cullen
    Don't forget the vampire outlaw gang in "Near Dark."
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    11/24/08

    In reply to 7 Vampires Better Than Twilight's Edward Cullen
    No Bela Lugosi? Come on now, you gotta include the classics!
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    11/24/08

    In reply to 7 Vampires Better Than Twilight's Edward Cullen
    I would just like to use this opportunity to say that I think it's total bullshit that Twilight is the movie that will forever be attached to the honor of having been the top debut for a female director. I mean, I'm sure that Ms. Hardwicke is a fantastic realisateur, but Twilight, seriously?


    Also, I would like to nominate Elijah Wood in Paris, Je T'aime as most non-threatening vampire.

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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    11/24/08

    In reply to 7 Vampires Better Than Twilight's Edward Cullen
    One last one. Barnabas Collins, soon to be played by Johnny Depp. Here's the orginal though. At least 5 cloves!


    Photobucket

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/24/08

    @hatepaperdoll: We had a "Dark Shadows" board game! It was awesome.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    11/24/08

    @hatepaperdoll: Yay! My mother worshipped this show. I can't believe I didn't remember it until you posted this.
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    11/24/08

    @badmutha: I'm very, very, jealous of that.


    @AbbyNormal: There just aren't enough early afternoon gothic soap operas these days!

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