[Michelle's Momma] Don't Practice Santeria/ [She] Ain't Got No Crystal…

You cannot make this shit up. Wonkette cracked on a birther's hastily written Townhall screed which accused Michelle Obama's mother of practicing witchcraft at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. The birther wrote back, apparently trying to hit a triple-crazy-score. » 8/20/09 4:40pm 8/20/09 4:40pm