Macklemore married longtime girlfriend Tricia Davis in 2015 and, for Valentine’s Day, released “Spoons,” a song about the more mundane sexual aspects of being involved in a longtime relationship, including a perhaps made-up scenario about getting mad that she watched ahead in Game of Thrones without him but getting…
In a sportive and impish exchange of verbal daggers, Adam Levine promised—in mixed company!—that he will transform the ass of fellow Voice judge Blake Shelton literally into grass! Then he skipped away in his sailor suit licking a giant lollipop.
You cannot make this shit up. Wonkette cracked on a birther's hastily written Townhall screed which accused Michelle Obama's mother of practicing witchcraft at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. The birther wrote back, apparently trying to hit a triple-crazy-score.