Butt dialing, it happens to everyone. Sometimes you're on the receiving end (I once listened to my cousin try to pick up some "fly honeys" at a bar) and sometimes you're on the giving end. No matter how you slice it, it's always an awkward situation. And it was particularly awkward for two men who tried to rob an auto…
Robert McGuire, a sex offender who was banned from using the internet was arrested yesterday when he went on Facebook at a San Luis Obispo Apple store — right next to a sheriff's detective. The detective had apparently followed him into the store, but it's unclear if he knew McGuire was about to violate his parole in…
Five teenage burglars stole the ashes of a man and two dogs and then snorted them, thinking they were cocaine. Because people totally keep coke in urns on their mantel, duh.
A British "sex toy queen" has apparently been the victim of a plot by a disgruntled nanny, who repeatedly tried to poison her with things that are not poisonous.
