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    Fox News Analyst Can't Keep His Hands Off The Host, Eyes On The Ball

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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News Analyst Can't Keep His Hands Off The Host, Eyes On The Ball
    "Shhh.... move slowly so as not to disturb them. This, viewers, is a rare sighting of Republican flirting, rarely seen outside of Smith Point, and captured here on film for the first time. If we're patient, we'll observe an utter lack of foreplay, moving straight into bad sex. The act will culminate in the public slut-shaming of the female on Late Night Shots."


    Oh damn, we've cut to commercial.

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    Image of luciacruz luciacruz
    06/25/09

    @LaMorena:


    you must be from D.C. and boy do i love you for that comment! :)

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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    06/25/09

    @luciacruz: Indeed I am :)


    That crowd turns my stomach. They all have such an inflated sense of self worth, and it boggles their minds (the men especially) to meet someone (me), who is utterly unimpressed by their pastel asshattery.

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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    06/25/09

    @LaMorena: HAHA! I've never been to Smith Point, but I HATE Late Night Shots with a burning passion.
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    Image of WantToTouchtheWahine WantToTouchtheWahine
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News Analyst Can't Keep His Hands Off The Host, Eyes On The Ball
    You know you're in trouble when a woman gives you the "affectionate cheek pat". It's a thin line between that and the "affectionate backhand".


    But can we talk about the DRESS??? It's like Pigpen mated with a robin's egg.

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    Image of HillGirl HillGirl
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News Analyst Can't Keep His Hands Off The Host, Eyes On The Ball
    I hate when men make it into a big deal when women are taller than they are. I have heard the box joke way too many times.
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    Image of femputer femputer
    06/25/09

    @HillGirl: what's the box joke? I'm usually the butt of such "you are so tall" comments...I actually like being the tall woman in the legal world (Creepy McCreeperson up there is a judge, apparently) b/c I think, "Yup, that's right, look UP at me." AND no-one can see down my shirt!
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    06/25/09

    @HillGirl: I had a boyfriend once tell me I needed to slouch more. Right then and there I decided to where heels and stand up straight.


    It's my way of passively-aggressively saying, if you're going to be an ass, I'm going to make you feel small.

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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    06/25/09

    @HillGirl: I've taken to just saying "No, I am normal height. YOU are just short."
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    Image of HillGirl HillGirl
    06/25/09

    @femputer: It's always some variation of, "Are you standing on a box" or "I need a box". I don't get the whole box thing because wouldn't you fall through a box?
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    06/25/09

    @Zombies make the heart grow fonder: Ha! My dad always told my sister and I (both of us 6 footers), "You are of normal height. Those other people are short."


    Thanks, Dad!

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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    06/25/09

    @HillGirl: The correct answer is, "No, I'm not, but I can get one for you to stand on, if you'd be more comfortable."
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    Image of Soy-Bean Soy-Bean
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News Analyst Can't Keep His Hands Off The Host, Eyes On The Ball
    Fox News reminds me of the old men that sit on the patio of the dive bar in my neighborhood, wasted, at 2:00 in the afternoon. They whine about how the 'colored folk' are taking their jobs, and say obscene things to every woman under 40 who makes the mistake of walking past them.
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    Image of onestrawplz onestrawplz
    06/25/09

    @Soy-Bean: If they are so worried about their jobs being taken away perhaps they should lay off the drinking at 2pm.


    Just a though.

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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News Analyst Can't Keep His Hands Off The Host, Eyes On The Ball
    Hell, I felt that little grope right there.
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    Image of queenieinmanhattan queenieinmanhattan
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News Analyst Can't Keep His Hands Off The Host, Eyes On The Ball
    Eeeeew...how is it appropriate to get all touchy on a news show? From either side? Yuck.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News Analyst Can't Keep His Hands Off The Host, Eyes On The Ball
    She yells "DISGRACED" right in his face. Take. the. hint.
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    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of femputer femputer
    06/25/09

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: yeah, that was pretty funny.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News Analyst Can't Keep His Hands Off The Host, Eyes On The Ball
    I'd be more amused with the wild and wacky tomfoolery of Fox News if they weren't such dangerous right wing lying Deceptacons.
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    Image of WantToTouchtheWahine WantToTouchtheWahine
    06/25/09

    @morninggloria: You mean Faux News?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News Analyst Can't Keep His Hands Off The Host, Eyes On The Ball
    GROPE MUCH, ASSHOLE?
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News Analyst Can't Keep His Hands Off The Host, Eyes On The Ball
    Foxy Lady!
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    Image of femputer femputer
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News Analyst Can't Keep His Hands Off The Host, Eyes On The Ball
    Ewwwww. And are they calling that guy a judge? Oh, lord. What a disgrace.
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    femputer was starred femputer was unstarred
    Image of save jinger save jinger
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News Analyst Can't Keep His Hands Off The Host, Eyes On The Ball
    That is decidedly NOT foxy.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News Analyst Can't Keep His Hands Off The Host, Eyes On The Ball
    Frat News.
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    Image of femputer femputer
    06/25/09

    @greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): Seriously! That screen grab says it all; they are just drinking her in! Wooooo people make me sick.
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