If Stripping Doesn't Work Out, At Least I Still Have "Showgirls"

I am officially a pole-dancer. A sore pole-dancer, perhaps, but a pole-dancer nonetheless. While the other Jezebels were busy blogging yesterday, I hauled myself to a workout studio promising that emulating the finest work of Demi Moore's career would be the best thing that ever happened to me as a woman. » 10/17/07 5:00pm 10/17/07 5:00pm