Huh, I wonder what percent of me is Woman? I would estimate I'm about 30% Sarcasm, 45% Awesome, 14% Righteous Indignation, and 2% Caffeine. That leaves me about 9% to work with, if I have my math correct. But can you handle that 9%?
You know, when I'm viewing a sexy someone, it NEVER occurs to me to speculate on their biological sex. If that's such a consuming worry it's horning in on your strip club time, maybe there's some sort of personal insecurity at work? And not, you know, fodder for gross ad campaigns?
@missteenwordpower: Clearly you don't have a masculine front to protect. Don't you SEE? If a man goes to see a strip show, and unknowingly sees a person with a penis dancing, he might become teh gayz!!
Given the context, I'd actually think more of the Eddie Murphy thing. I mean yeah, that was a while ago but if I were a man I would think that would be a much greater concern than watching a runner.
Ickiness of the billboard aside, isn't "gender testing" like, the least sexy phrase ever? Does the next billboard say "THEY ALL HAVE VAGINAS AND VULVAS WHICH WILL EXCITE YOUR PENIS."
So yes, advertising fail, sensitivity fail, humanity fail, Joe Francis impression . . . successful, actually.
@Yahtzii: Oh my God I laughed so hard reading that. This is NOT a funny subject, don't get me wrong, but your line made me think of those hilariously awful spams I get, alerting me of the opportunity to EXCITE HER WOMAN HOLE WITH YOUR ERECT MEMBER.
The Society for Asshole Studies remarked, "No matter what tests we conducted, we could not find a dick on Lolly Jackson. We are professionals, and he is 100 percent a cockbib."
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On the other hand hooray for secure parking!
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get your adverbs here!
Got a lot of lolly, jolly adverbs here
Anything you need and we can make it absolutely clear...
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So yes, advertising fail, sensitivity fail, humanity fail, Joe Francis impression . . . successful, actually.
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And this guy's a fucking idiot.
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@BlowJoy: I only go for the hot wings lunch special. And the boobies. But mostly the hot wings.
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Um.
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