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Jack In The Box Ad Targets Menopausal Women

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The HZA.
05/18/09

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I still love the Jack in the Box commercial with the stoner "Can I get 99 tacos for two cents?"

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ellaesther
05/18/09

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I'm pretty sure that the intention was camp -- as Paco Hertez said, it's not like Jack in the Box is looking to lose customers! -- and yet it really only works as camp (as opposed to straight-up mockery) if there are alternative narratives out there, blah, blah, blah. And there aren't. Women over the age of 30 -- of all colors and stripes! Yay! -- are either punchlines, or harpies in pop culture. So, yeah: Sigh.
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SonicNapoleonic
05/18/09

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I've always hated that round fucking head of his. I want to pop it and see if hamburgers come out.

Also, menopausal women have always been feared and part of a joke, never taken seriously. NOT COOL.
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ellaesther
05/18/09

@SonicNapoleonic: Of course "not cool" -- because of the hot flashes!

Ahhh, I kill me.
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colormeroutine
05/18/09

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I am not even close to menopausal, but I freely admit that sometimes the only thing between me and homicide= a smoothie
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BabyJane
05/18/09

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More like Jackass In The Box.
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PrarieMuffin
05/18/09

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Thank Jeebus Sonic is still airing those annoying commercials where the woman cons the guy out of his food. I can't handle many more fast food boycotts.
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JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
05/18/09

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Is this why he almost died in the previous commercials? Because he taunted the menopausal?
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
05/18/09

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Man, I'm going to have to make a fucking spreadsheet to keep track of all the fucktard companies I need to boycott.
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tomatoheart
05/18/09

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): When I worked at planned parenthood, we had a huge list of business that were pro-choice and a similarly large list of those that were anti-abortion. It was a great list, but I don't have a copy anymore.
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RisaPlata
05/18/09

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Would you like my list to get you started?

The Great Indoors: when they first moved into my area, they ran a series of radio ads that said things like, "do you ever wish your husband would be elected president just so you could redecorate the White House?" (It helps that they sell overpriced crap.)

Diet Pepsi: recently ran a spate of ads with a woman narrating that women nag you while you're driving because we know everything! Except we can't recognize good diet sodas which is why we're leaving Diet Pepsi to men. I'm not kidding. (It helps that I don't drink diet soda.)

Carls Jr: This is from way back when they ran their ads with close-ups of people eating and the foley guys jizzed themselves over how much free reign they were given. Extremely triggering. And then they got Paris Hilton involved and there was no redemption anymore, ever.
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tomatoheart
05/18/09

@RisaPlata: Forever 21, Hobby Lobby and Chick-fil-a are all fundie christian organizations (I just found out about Forever 21 -- they have John 3:16 printed on the bottom of all their bags)
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Laulau
05/18/09

@tomatoheart: Wow, I would never have guessed that about Forever 21. I mean, seriously, look at their stuff...

I guess at least Hobby Lobby is internally consistent by refusing to be open on Sundays.
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save jinger
05/18/09

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I want a magical smoothie, too! But mine would do all my work for me so it wouldn't cut into my Jezebel commenting time.
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tomatoheart
05/18/09

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I was trying to decide last night whether this was a campy parody or shitty stereotyping hatred
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Liz11685
05/18/09

@tomatoheart: Jack in the Box usually goes with campy in their commercials, which is why this doesn't bother me.
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tomatoheart
05/18/09

@Liz11685: yeah, it reminded me of a crazy drag show.
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Trulymadlyme
05/18/09

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First, they took away yogurt. Next, they turned my Dell into a hot pink albatross. And I didn't say anything. Then, they turned smoothies into a drink whose only purpose is to cool heat flash ridden women.

Enough is enough, advertising. Stop engendering every single damn thing. Smoothies are delicious, calorie ridden drinks. Sell a product instead of gender normative bullshit.
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
05/18/09

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Ohhhhhh! I was just talking to the hubby yesterday about how I get so fucking tired of being the punch line, or the reward. I mean I'm either a joke for men to giggle at or I'm the reward they get for being good boys and buying the hair product/car/hamburger they are supposed to buy. When do I get to be the courted consumer and not made fun of at the same time?
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Laulau
05/18/09

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: When you really, really like cleaning products.
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Scout
05/18/09

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loathe this commercial

to be fair, there should also be an "I can't get

my wiener up but I'm not worried because the

smoothies make me forget I'm impotent"

oh wait, there is an actual drug for that

nevermind
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jinxykb
05/18/09

@Scout: Good point. When are women going to get their hot flash cooling drug?
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Scout
05/18/09

@jinxykb: look at me not holding my breath ;)
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Hamsterpants
05/18/09

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When I first saw this, I wss like, wow, an "older" lady in an ad - what are they pitching. Then I saw/heard the whole thing and got quite stabby. I'm surprised they didn't call the smoothies "Cougar Soothers" or something.
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