Jezebel: street carnage

We Challenge A Man To Walk A Mile In Our Heels, Part 2

Slut Machine — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT

Previously, we challenged Street Carnage's Gavin McInnes to walk a mile in a pair of high heels. He quit after about a block. But later that day, we were able to convince him to meet us at a park in Brooklyn to see if he could do four laps—equaling one mile—around the track. And he did! (And he bitched and moaned the entire time.) Check out his victory in the clip above.

(Filmed by the one-armed Alex Goldberg.)

Earlier: We Challenge A Man To Walk A Mile In Our Heels
Making It With Makeup: How To Get A Great Night Look
Making It With Makeup: How To Get A Great Day Look

Making It With Makeup: How To Get A Great Night Look

Slut Machine — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:00:00 EDT

So! For Part 2 of our instructional makeup series, we show you how to take your face from a day look to a night look with help from our good-sport model, Street Carnage's Gavin McInnes. Gavin actually welcomed a baby boy into the world this morning (congrats!), and it warms our hearts that his son will grow up with the knowledge and pride that his father knows how to take Lip Venom and eyeliner drawn inside his eye like a man.

Earlier: Making It With Makeup: How To Get A Great Day Look

Making It With Makeup: How To Get A Great Day Look

Slut Machine — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:00:00 EDT

Whenever I'm asked to give advice on applying makeup, it makes me a bit uncomfortable because 1) I'm not a makeup artist and therefore not necessarily qualified and 2) it just seems like something more appropriate had Condé Nast would've actually bought Jezebel. But we've finally worked out a way to create a series of instructional videos that sits well with our mission as a website. (Cameraman work by the one-armed man, Alex Goldberg.)

Earlier: Benny The Tech Geek Gets A Bikini Wax

"If You Really Like A Guy Should You Wait To Bang Him?"

Slut Machine — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:20:00 EDT

When we filmed our 420 episode of Pot Psychology with Street Carnage's Gavin McInnes, we went all out to get in the right state of mind for the special event. Actually, we sorta went overboard. By the end of the night I puked, Rich was ready to hide in my bedroom, and Gavin had a paranoid delusion that Betty the intern thought he was gonna rape her. But in between all that, we managed to film nearly four hours of rambling nonsense that was just too good to confine to one episode, so this week's Pot Psych is part 2 of that epic night, in which we answer questions about hummers, midgets, and the dangers of senior citizens masturbating. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

"My Roommate Is Bulimic. What Should I Do?"

Slut Machine — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 16:20:00 EDT

In this very special 420 episode of Pot Psychology, Rich and I are joined by a magical guest: Jambi the genie! (A virtuoso portrayal by StreetCarnage.com's Gavin McInnes.) He gave us aid(s) in tackling life's everyday issues, including dildo chew toys for dogs, Mormon weddings and large black cocks. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

Natasha Lyonne has been resurfacing lately, ...

Slut Machine — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:20:00 EDT

Natasha Lyonne has been resurfacing lately, after dipping out for a bit to get wasted beyond recognition. This time, she's on the internet for Street Carnage's series "Double Play," in which she watches herself as a little kid on an episode of Pee Wee's Playhouse. "It's vague memories, sorta like the past few years," she jokes of her time with Pee Wee. [Street Carnage]

Bobby Brown Smokes Something, Whitney Houston Bitches

Slut Machine — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:00:00 EST

Do you, like us, miss the holy wedded union of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown? Do you miss when they had "Something in Common", by which we mean, mood altering substances? Well, the folks at Street Carnage have posted some wonderful audio clips of Whit and Bob from back in the day. Street Carnage's Gavin McInnes (formerly of Vice) got the clips through a friend who was working in a recording studio — "probably somewhere disgusting like Tampa" — when Bobby randomly joined them. (Whitney was laying down tracks of her own next door.) Bobby began rapping with them, and Whitney got pissed, came over, and this fight was recorded:

After what sounds like a long hunt, Whitney finally discovers Bobby with our guy and she is not impressed. She says, "I need you to do something" and he eventually comes back with, "I need you!" Nice retort. He may or may not be smoking crack here. It sounds like she's talking about a "rock" and saying "Oh, you went the whole other route, huh?" after an audible flint is struck.

Gavin says this probably all went down back in the fall of 2005, which makes a lot of sense, since that was after one of Whitney's unsuccessful rehab stints, and right before the couple shot their final episode of Being Bobby Brown. It was the Christmas special, on which Bobby announced to the camera that there was no such thing as Santa Claus. It was also when this happened:

And this:

[Images via FourFour]

Anyway, you should go check out the tracks he recorded in that session, particularly "The Brown Bomber" (which sounds like something my grandpa would've coined to describe someone who takes big shits) [It was also a moniker given to boxer Joe Louis by the sporting press. -Ed.] in which Bobby "came up with the infamous line "1,2,3,4,5,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,a,b,c,d,f,g I can go from here to there."

Bobby Brown Crashes Studio And Spits On Mad Beats [Street Carnage]