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Girlie Beer Is Here To Give You Another Embarrassing Option At The Bar
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05/19/09
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HEAD. DESK.
LOTS.
05/17/09
On the rare occasion I order a beer, it will be a Guinness. And it better be poured properly, from the tap, slowly so my Guinness can settle, and not from one of those newfangled cans, which is an heresy upon my Irish blood.
05/16/09
And believe me, I feel like a total hipster douche bag saying "Ugh I can only drink PBR."
Normally though I only order Cosmos. Idgaf if that makes me look like a wannabe Carrie Bradshaw.
05/17/09
05/16/09
I like watching bartenders serve EVIL shots...
"Knuckle Sandwich" - cheap vodka + Italian dressing.
"Prairie Fire" - cheap tequila (or mescal) + hot sauce
"Ruffled Feathers" - Wild Turkey 101 + a half & half creamer
05/17/09
05/16/09
...Except gin. Gin is gross.
05/17/09
Gin tastes like trees.
05/16/09
In fact, I did, just now. Well, earlier. Before I came home, you know.
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What I'm trying to say is
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Servicey!!
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I suppose I could put a parasol in it? Or maybe a whole Barbie? ;)