• Jezebel
  • celebrity
  • sex
  • fashion
  • Profile logout login

#strangebrew

Jezebel

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #snapjudgment,
  • #groupthink,
  • etc.

New York, 10:51 PM
Thu Nov 12
73 posts in the last 24 hours

Tip your editors:
tips@jezebel.com

Editor-in-Chief:
Anna Holmes
Email | Twitter

Deputy Editor:
Dodai Stewart
Email | Twitter

Senior Contributing Editor:
Tracie Egan
Email | Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Anna North
Email | Twitter
Sadie Stein
Email | Twitter

Reporter:
Irin Carmon
Email

Editorial Assistant:
Margaret Hartmann
Email | Twitter

Contributors:
Jenna Sauers
Email
Rich Juzwiak
Email | Twitter
Lizzie Skurnick
Email

Interns:
Katy Kelleher
Twitter


Weekends/Commenter Moderator:
Hortense
Email | Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jezebel RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1770 Subscribers
Jezebel
  • posts about #strangebrew more →

    Girlie Beer Is Here To Give You Another Embarrassing Option At The Bar

  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.

    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    05/19/09

    In reply to Girlie Beer Is Here To Give You Another Embarrassing Option At The Bar
    .
     Reply
    YourScreenplaySucks was starred YourScreenplaySucks was unstarred
    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    05/18/09

    In reply to Girlie Beer Is Here To Give You Another Embarrassing Option At The Bar
    I'm not so much for beers aimed at women, but would appreciate beers aimed at people other than woman-hating douches. Anyone else, really.
     Reply
    Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! was starred Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! was unstarred
    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    05/17/09

    In reply to Girlie Beer Is Here To Give You Another Embarrassing Option At The Bar
    GOD.


    HEAD. DESK.

    LOTS.

     Reply
    elitza owns the last Enzo shirt was starred elitza owns the last Enzo shirt was unstarred
    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    05/17/09

    In reply to Girlie Beer Is Here To Give You Another Embarrassing Option At The Bar
    I adore me a good gin and tonic.


    On the rare occasion I order a beer, it will be a Guinness. And it better be poured properly, from the tap, slowly so my Guinness can settle, and not from one of those newfangled cans, which is an heresy upon my Irish blood.

     Reply
    NewsBunny was starred NewsBunny was unstarred
    Image of amowls amowls
    05/16/09

    In reply to Girlie Beer Is Here To Give You Another Embarrassing Option At The Bar
    I absolutely hate beer. The only beer I can drink is PBR and that's because I'm used to the taste. Anything else makes me pukey.


    And believe me, I feel like a total hipster douche bag saying "Ugh I can only drink PBR."


    Normally though I only order Cosmos. Idgaf if that makes me look like a wannabe Carrie Bradshaw.

     Reply
    amowls was starred amowls was unstarred
    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    05/17/09

    @amowls: Heineken? Fuck that shit. Pabst! Blue! Ribbon!
     Reply
    vulcanized was starred vulcanized was unstarred
    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    05/16/09

    In reply to Girlie Beer Is Here To Give You Another Embarrassing Option At The Bar
    My current favorite beer is very "girly": I drink NA versions of St.Pauli Girl, Clausthaler, Becks, Buckler, and even Bush, but not O'Douls, which is crap.


    I like watching bartenders serve EVIL shots...


    "Knuckle Sandwich" - cheap vodka + Italian dressing.

    "Prairie Fire" - cheap tequila (or mescal) + hot sauce

    "Ruffled Feathers" - Wild Turkey 101 + a half & half creamer

     Reply
    Jack_Burton was starred Jack_Burton was unstarred
    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    05/17/09

    @Jack_Burton: Ewwww. I have an Italian friend who got super drunk at one of his birthdays and announced that he was so Italian, he could do shots of olive oil. Which he then proceeded to do.
     Reply
    vulcanized was starred vulcanized was unstarred
    Image of Helen Valentine Helen Valentine
    05/16/09

    In reply to Girlie Beer Is Here To Give You Another Embarrassing Option At The Bar
    I am, I suppose, "girly" in the respect that I prefer white wine to red, and light beers to dark. And I like fruity beers (Magic Hat Number Nine, Longtrail Blackbeary Wheat, UFO Raspberry Hefeweisen FTW!). But I won't turn my nose up at anything, as long as its made well.


    ...Except gin. Gin is gross.

     Reply
    Helen Valentine was starred Helen Valentine was unstarred
    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    05/17/09

    @Helen Valentine: I like red wine, but it just makes me angry drunk. So I drink white for the benefit of those around me.


    Gin tastes like trees.

     Reply
    vulcanized was starred vulcanized was unstarred
    Image of haguenite haguenite
    05/16/09

    In reply to Girlie Beer Is Here To Give You Another Embarrassing Option At The Bar
    I'm not embarrassed about any drink I order. I will order regular beer, triple Belgian, white beer, Strongbow or Jillz without batting an eye.

    In fact, I did, just now. Well, earlier. Before I came home, you know.
     Reply
    haguenite was starred haguenite was unstarred
    Image of RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee) RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee)
    05/16/09

    In reply to Girlie Beer Is Here To Give You Another Embarrassing Option At The Bar
    I miss Bass, Guinness, and Watneys. Drinking Redbridge and Bards just isn't the same.
     Reply
    RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee) was starred RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee) was unstarred
    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    05/16/09

    In reply to Girlie Beer Is Here To Give You Another Embarrassing Option At The Bar
    Labiaeer for all!
     Reply
    mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was starred mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was unstarred
    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    05/16/09

    In reply to Girlie Beer Is Here To Give You Another Embarrassing Option At The Bar



    What I'm trying to say is

     Reply
    mbot says Spock yeah! was starred mbot says Spock yeah! was unstarred
    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    05/16/09

    @mbot is a biracial butterfly: I also love this one:


     Reply
    mbot says Spock yeah! was starred mbot says Spock yeah! was unstarred
    Image of Wit is periodically disensouled Wit is periodically disensouled
    05/16/09

    @mbot is a biracial butterfly:
     Reply
    Wit is periodically disensouled was starred Wit is periodically disensouled was unstarred
    Image of saintbernadette saintbernadette
    05/16/09

    In reply to Girlie Beer Is Here To Give You Another Embarrassing Option At The Bar
    Yum! Sierra Nevada Torpedo IPA!
     Reply
    saintbernadette was starred saintbernadette was unstarred
    Image of another_uncreative_name another_uncreative_name
    05/16/09

    In reply to Girlie Beer Is Here To Give You Another Embarrassing Option At The Bar
    I'm reading this with a newcastle in my hand... is it girlie? or am i "butch" to quote one douchebag.
     Reply
    another_uncreative_name was starred another_uncreative_name was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    05/16/09

    @something_er_other: Didn't you know? In the language of the Douche, "butch" means "Hey, no fair! You're a girl doing something that boys do! I feel scared, and like less of a man! You're threatening me! Stop that!"


    Servicey!!

     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    05/16/09

    In reply to Girlie Beer Is Here To Give You Another Embarrassing Option At The Bar
    I read somewhere that we've already gone through the whole feminization of beer thing- that American beers are lighter and more flavorless because people thought women shouldn't be drinking anything hearty, and that during WWII with fewer men around they just sort of stopped making the old stuff.
     Reply
    Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. was starred Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. was unstarred
    Image of remedios remedios
    05/16/09

    In reply to Girlie Beer Is Here To Give You Another Embarrassing Option At The Bar
    I'm supposed to feel less feminine because beer in my drink of choice? Thanks, Jezebel, I didn't even know this. I better go add some food coloring to make it pink at least.
     Reply
    remedios was starred remedios was unstarred
    Image of Wit is periodically disensouled Wit is periodically disensouled
    05/16/09

    @remedios: Alas, that won't work with my Guinness.


    I suppose I could put a parasol in it? Or maybe a whole Barbie? ;)

     Reply
    Wit is periodically disensouled was starred Wit is periodically disensouled was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jezebel account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.