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    It's Her Party!
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    Image of picardia picardia
    12/12/08

    In reply to It's Her Party!
    With such an audacious start, I suspect this young lady's life will be filled with event and provide endless tabloid fodder. You don't start out like this and end up married to an actuary in Aberdeen.
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    12/12/08

    In reply to It's Her Party!
    Darn, the only time I had a party without my parents knowing (at first) the cops showed up 3 times, there were beer cups under the couch, and a small fire in the backyard but no one got a job out of it (unless you count the one girl in my high school class who went on to be a stripper - she was sort of practicing that night).
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/12/08

    In reply to It's Her Party!
    I used to creep around movie sets at midnight, hoping some director would come by and say, Oh Look! A creeping kid! For my new movie ... The Creeping Kid!


    So mad my ex ended up with that DVD!

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    12/12/08

    @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: I love you. Here's a cookie.


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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    12/12/08

    @AbbyNormal: That picture could only become more amazing if Noel Fielding twirled by in his receptionist getup.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/12/08

    @AbbyNormal: If only every man looked that good in drag.


    @stephiehun: I am the queen of quoting movies, comedians, etc. and no one knowing what I am talking about. Ppl just kind of laugh at me, like, Miss Smith that crazy girl. It's a lonely world out there... glad y'all are in it.

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    Image of Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!) Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!)
    12/12/08

    In reply to It's Her Party!
    No it is MY party!

    [It is my birthday today.]


    Howevs - I doubt a modeling contract will be coming out of this evening's festivities aka debauchery.

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    12/12/08

    @Don't Get It Twisted: Happy birthday!
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    12/12/08

    In reply to It's Her Party!
    How very "Girls just want to have fun."
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    12/12/08

    @lacey in ak: Also, very OC.
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    12/12/08

    @lacey in ak: @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: Also, very "Fight For Your Right"


    [ca]

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    12/12/08

    @hatepaperdoll: Opps.
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    12/12/08

    @hatepaperdoll: Awwww yes, the Beasties' got it!
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    12/12/08

    In reply to It's Her Party!
    Quote of the day:


    "The FRA first came to prominence in March of this year, after a 15-year-old's party was overrun in Worthing, and the family dog was allegedly given ecstasy tablets. Following that party, FRA ringleader Steve O'Brien's brother Shaun, 24, was quoted as saying: "I saw one man having sex with three women on the washing machine. At about 2am I went into one of the bedrooms and saw two boys having sex." When asked if he took part, he replied: "We all got involved".

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    12/12/08

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Steve and Shaun's parents must be so proud.
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    12/12/08

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: I'm jealous of the dog and feel bad for the washing machine.
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    12/12/08

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: HAHA! I don't think he meant it that way ... and I'm happy he was quoted as such.
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    12/12/08

    @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: I smell a sequel to the "Not that there's anything wrong with that!" Seinfeld episode in Shaun's fumbling attempts to explain himself to his confused family and lady friends.
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    Image of CloudsInMyCoffee CloudsInMyCoffee
    12/12/08

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Aww, that's a fucked up thing to do to a dog. Sorry, I hate when people think it's cool and/or funny to expose animals to drugs. I've also dated too many lame potheads, but that's a different story.
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    12/12/08

    @CloudsInMyCoffee: Agreed.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    12/12/08

    In reply to It's Her Party!
    She was lucky the "Myspace Republic Army" didn't show up. They're just a bunch of emo boys and girls who would've sulked in various corners of her house.
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    12/12/08

    @AthertonMerriweather: Mainly the bathroom, cuz that's where the best pictures are taken, apparently.
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    12/12/08

    @AbbyNormal: HAHA!!! It's all about the ANGLES!
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    12/12/08

    @AbbyNormal: Well duh. You can totally make the flash look like you're an angel!
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    12/12/08

    In reply to It's Her Party!
    She's cute! Man what a roller coaster ride. "500 people destroyed your house and your parents are so pissed but HERE'S A MODELING CONTRACT!!"
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    12/12/08

    In reply to It's Her Party!
    I love when my birthday party screw-ups turn into modeling contracts. I also love when my car accidents turn into book and movie deals.
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    12/12/08

    In reply to It's Her Party!
    Jeez. Mixed blessing much...?
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    12/12/08

    In reply to It's Her Party!
    I used to wander the mall hoping I'd be discovered. Didn't that happen to one of the Babysitters Club girls? Yeah, I was a moron. Ain't no scouts hanging out in malls in Hot Springs, AR.
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    12/12/08

    In reply to It's Her Party!
    Wait wait, I remember this Aesop's Fable. It was right between the one about the grapes, and the thorn in the paw. You know, the let facebook army trash your house and get a modeling contract so that you REALLY learn your lesson one.
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    12/12/08

    @dontbogartthewine:HEY!! Did you notice my alias? I thought nobody knew about it. Cool. I had the hardcover version of the Fables, and BOY was it intriguing and scary!!
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    12/12/08

    In reply to It's Her Party!
    People crash your house and you get a modeling contract?


    My light bulb went out and I got a book deal.

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    12/12/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: I got a pilot when I stubbed my toe.
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    12/12/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: TP stuck to my foot and Playboy called.
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    12/12/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: Ran into a door and won the lotto
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    12/12/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: Bit down on the fork and got a Peabody award.
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    12/12/08

    @dianersb: Broke my ankle. Got nominated for an Oscar.
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    12/12/08

    @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: Got a yeast infection and became a Phi Beta Kappa.
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    Image of CloudsInMyCoffee CloudsInMyCoffee
    12/12/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: I actually made all of that happen. You know how? Because I tripped up the stairs and became God. Bow down, bitches!
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    12/12/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: Congrats! How's the itch?
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    12/12/08

    In reply to It's Her Party!
    But is she as ridiculous as Corey Worthington? And does she have a famous pair of sunglasses?
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    12/12/08

    @hortense: I'm famous betch!
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    12/12/08

    @AthertonMerriweather: "Maybe you should take a good hard look at yourself."


    "I have. Everyone has. They love it."

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    12/12/08

    In reply to It's Her Party!
    I'm having a "Sixteen Candles" flashback.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/12/08

    @BeckySharper: Nothing says a party like Anthony Michael Hall stuck under your glass coffee table.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    12/12/08

    @BeckySharper: Ohhh sexy giiiiiirlfriiiiiiiiend!
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    12/12/08

    @BabyJane: JAKE!!!!
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