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DorothyBarker
06/23/09

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Silly HairBit.
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Ms. Stewbert has left the building (suck it Gawker)
06/23/09

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Surely you meant he's going to Hop Topic?
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Dodai
06/23/09

@Ms. Stewart-Colbert: that's what it says.
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labeled
06/23/09

@Ms. Stewart-Colbert: So weird, because I thought it said Hot Topic earlier. I guess it's just one of those things where you "see-know" a word before actually reading it.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
06/23/09

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Zenyatta Bundatta

"Don't Hop So Close to Me"
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
06/23/09

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Bunneh's been watching too much Jon & Kate. Has taken sides.
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PreposterousHypothesis
06/23/09

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"Personally, I'm tired of the oppression I feel. It's like I live in a cage. Everything is the same all around me. Is grass all there is to existence? I just feel I'm being fed, pellet by pellet, this sham of a life. Plus, I'm really horny. Sigh."
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
06/23/09

In reply to Emo Bunny
I realize it's really just a sweet little rabbit, and normally I'd just want to kiss it and smell it's fur. So it does pain me to inform you all that even this rabbit, however innocent he may be, must be judged as I judge any and all things emo. Were he standing before me, he would be slapped. Slapped in the face, just like his human peers, for being douchey. I'm sorry, rabbit. Either cut off that ridiculous forelock or it's my open palm applied to your mug.

*Please note, I am 100% against animal cruelty in any form and this comment is a joke. I would never hit an animal even if it totally looked like a douche.
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ellaesther
06/23/09

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I'm sorry, but to my older, rather more jaded eye, this looks like Duran Duran bunny (note: There is much more going on here than mere floppy bangs! There are all manner of tufts and wonky bits!). Throw on some more product, and we could go Flock of Seagulls!
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dianersb was bit by a zombie
06/23/09

@ellaesther: I totally see it! He's the lead singer of Herd of Bunnies...now singing his hit song "I hop so far away"!
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ellaesther
06/23/09

@dianersb was bit by a zombie: You see, with age comes wisdom!

("I hop so far away"...!! Snort!)
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dianersb was bit by a zombie
06/23/09

@ellaesther: Sigh...now I have that song stuck in my head.

and I hop
I hop so far away
I just hop
I hop all night and day
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
06/23/09

@ellaesther: The REFLEX

is HEAD OVER HEELS

Oh, sorry ... where am I?
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hortense
06/23/09

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I hear he's also very into the Velveteen Underground.
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labeled
06/23/09

@hortense: Win.
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andBegorrah
06/23/09

@hortense: I weep that you can't give yourself CotD.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
06/23/09

@hortense: *dies*

@andBegorrah: Wait. She can't? Is that cheating?
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LBB
06/23/09

@hortense: COTD, seriously :D
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LaComtesse
06/23/09

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"Sure I hop. But I do it ironically."
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BabyJane
06/23/09

@LaComtesse: Win!
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LaComtesse
06/23/09

@BabyJane: :-)
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BabyJane
06/23/09

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He's Emo now, but he used to be into Hippity Hoppity.
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Fate'sBitch
06/23/09

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I love his new single "I'm Like A Hare With The Way I Always Loose The Race (Me and Carrots)"
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Fate'sBitch
06/23/09

@Fate'sBitch: Dammit! Lose - as in I lose at commenting.
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AthertonMerriweather
06/23/09

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Ashlee and Pete Wentz should NOT be allowed to have pets.
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dianersb was bit by a zombie
06/23/09

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He can't be an emo bunny. He's not wearing an ironic t-shirt and his girlfriend's skinny jeans.
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BicSharpie
06/23/09

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It's Rabbit Smith.
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Samanthrax
06/23/09

@BicSharpie: You win!
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Fate'sBitch
06/23/09

@BicSharpie: Fall Out Bunny
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andBegorrah
06/23/09

@BicSharpie: Headlining with Flopsy Seagulls.
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margareita metermaid
06/23/09

@BicSharpie: excellent work there!
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labeled
06/23/09

In reply to Emo Bunny
Peter Rabbit's promo shot for Jump Out Bunny was an enormous fail on the internet, prompting his agent to report that Pete was "kind of tired of being called a hippity douchebag."
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ellaesther
06/23/09

@labeled: You are way, WAY too funny for words.

Of I hop to email hortense!
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labeled
06/23/09

@ellaesther: :)
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