'World's Toughest Job' Viral Video Is Obvious, Manipulative and Stupid

At this point, if anyone on the internet tells me that a video is going to "blow my mind," or that I need to "wait for it," or that I should prepare to "change the way I think," I immediately want to run an ultra-marathon down an abandoned mine shaft and into the earth's molten core. I despise a "big reveal." How dare… » 4/15/14 4:00pm 4/15/14 4:00pm

Lost Dog Waits Patiently for Two Days at Rest Stop Until His Owner…

Are you ready to have your heartstrings pulled so tight they might pop clean off and leave your heart floating unmoored in your chest? Here goes: a little 9-month-old Yorkie named Rambo got separated from his owner at a rest stop in Missouri, and rather than dart off into the night in search of a more exciting life,… » 6/06/12 10:00pm 6/06/12 10:00pm

Diabolical Diet Tool Fills You With Guilt Instead of Food

We are told that we must monitor exactly how much we eat because we don't want to mess up our meticulously charted calorie intake by indulging in even one too many crackers because then our thighs will explode and our life will be over—or something like that. Anyway, ever on the hunt for ways to make us feel like shit… » 6/05/12 10:25am 6/05/12 10:25am