Adorable Dog Is a Terrible Thief

This little guy thought he'd pulled off a major feat by lifting this baguette, but his heist plan had one major flaw: he failed to consider the dimensions of the giant loaf. Fortunately, his hilarious attempts to solve his problem paid off, and eventually he got to break bread in peace. » 2/27/12 11:50am 2/27/12 11:50am

Tiny Little Monkey Returned Safely To Zoo After He Was Stolen

In a nice turn of events (for once!), last night an adorable squirrel monkey who'd been stolen from the San Francisco Zoo was returned to his owners unharmed after missing for two days. The monkey, whose name is Banana Sam (which might be the perfect monkey name) was "hungry, trembling and thirsty" when he was… » 1/01/12 6:30pm 1/01/12 6:30pm

The Treachery Of Stolen Images

Two armed robbers stole a Magritte painting, titled "Olympia," from a small museum in Brussels around 10 a.m. this morning. The 1948 nude is a portrait of Magritte's wife, and is valued at around $1.1 million. [NYT, Telegraph] » 9/24/09 9:40am 9/24/09 9:40am