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Ailatan
09/25/09

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We need the Emmanuel Rahm photo STAT!
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Ailatan
09/25/09

@Ailatan:
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meritxell: an erotic life
09/25/09

@Ailatan: God bless you, ma'am. God. Bless. You.
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GirlFailer
09/25/09

@Ailatan: Wow. He looks so... majestic! I found this one, too.
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Aluminum Falcon
09/25/09

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I can't understand how men would be comfortable in tights. I'm sure there are some among us that would admit to wearing stockings soley because we haven't really kept up in the body hair maintenance department...remember that weird, squidgy, rubbed-the-wrong-way feeling of your leg stubble under your stockings? How horrible would that feel for guys? Eeeeeeew.
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Plum-Pie
09/25/09

@Aluminum Falcon: I was in a play of King Arthur when I was about 9 and the boys had to wear tights and they hated it! They kept saying 'How can you wear these?!'
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curiousgeorgiana
09/25/09

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Baryshnikov does not approve.
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sassyredhead
09/25/09

@curiousgeorgiana: GLORIOUS! I have had a crush on Mikhail since the 80's. I must watch my VCR taped "Baryshnikov on Broadway" tv special from 1980 this weekend.
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curiousgeorgiana
09/25/09

@sassyredhead: And then you must mail me a copy of this VCR, right?
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sassyredhead
09/25/09

@curiousgeorgiana: I just wanna figure out a way to get it onto a DVD. Anybody know?
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meritxell: an erotic life
09/25/09

@curiousgeorgiana: Unbelievable. He can fly!
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erinna
09/25/09

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Selfridges went on to note: "This product has been incredibly popular with our 'Men who never want to have sex again' demographic"
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
09/25/09

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I admit, I have taken to wearing leggings. I've defected, alright? But goddammit I draw the line at mantyhose. That's not right. Unless you're a ballerina-man, in which case, you're awesome and exempt from my distaste. Otherwise? Hell to the no.
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thePrototype
09/25/09

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In the words of Stan Marsh 'really?!?!?!'
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Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
09/25/09

@thePrototype: and let us not forget "Dude, no. Just no."
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sassyredhead
09/25/09

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The guys just want to be able to do the whole no pants look, a la Lady Gaga.
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Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
07/13/09

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Well I guess Marge was wrong. A woman didn't invent pantyhose. But they certainly wear them an awful lot!
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getitgurl_88
07/13/09

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I'm sorry I love sheer black panty hose. They're gorgeous.
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RubyStanwyck
07/12/09

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Fuck it, I love pantyhose. There, I said it.

They make my bright white legs a little less... stark, let me go a day or two longer without shaving, make my silhouette smoother, and aren't all that uncomfortable (especially compared to spanx). Cheap pantyhose are the devil, though- they're itchy and terribly uncomfortable. Higher end brands like Donna Karen and Givenchy feel silky and awesome.

I'm 22 and wear slips as well, so maybe I just need to go back to 1965.

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Dancingfrog
07/12/09

@RubyStanwyck: I agree, pantyhose and slips can be great. I like Spanx, but sometimes I need the leg coverage. Sure, they're not great in the summer, but pantyhose can be great the rest of the year and can really be more comfortable than going without.
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samethingwedoeverynightpinky
07/12/09

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after all of the jez pantyhose hate, I tried to give them up and buy those underwear shorts instead. It was awful. They were uncomfortable, unflattering, itchy, and expensive. Pantyhose are cheap, comfy, and widely available, which makes Alan Gant alright with me.
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tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
07/12/09

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One of my biggest problems with pantyhose is that once I get them up and start to move around, they roll down at the waist. It's so frustrating. It's not that they're falling like they're too loose, they roll down like (I guess?) they're too tight, but they're the right size. Is this something where wearing them a few times and stretching them out some helps?
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sjct
07/12/09

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When I stopped modeling, I swore I would never, ever wear pantyhose again. Cotton tights in the wintertime, okay; pantyhose, no.
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tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
07/12/09

@sjct: Yes, I realized when I went out and bought black hose at christmas that I didn't get what I was looking for. The upcoming season will bring change.
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sequined
07/12/09

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Pretty much how I feel:
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LunaLLena
07/12/09

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I curse the day you were invented, tiny leg torture chambers!
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MarissaExplainsItAll
07/12/09

@LunaLLena: They are manipulative bitches, w/ their itchiness, confining stretch, and yeast infection causing functions.
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