Baby, It's Cold Outside (But Bundle Up And Go Improve Your Cognitive…

Although it always becomes tempting around this time of the year to watch a marathon of Angel on Instant Netflix do really cool lazy indoor things that only the coolest lazy people do, you could do your brain a real service by getting out there and doing some wintry frolicking, according to The New York… » 1/12/13 6:00pm 1/12/13 6:00pm

Dubious, Uh, "Study" Claims Blonde Women Are Most Likely To Cheat

This fucking toxic social media website called Cheaterville, which allows you to call out your unfaithful partner in a public forum on behalf of all of the men or women who will henceforth fall into his/her sexdevil talons, has released some statistics on the people listed by their scorned partners. » 9/29/12 6:00pm 9/29/12 6:00pm

Mexican Fish Penis Bears Terrifying Resemblance To Se7en's "Lust"…

Um! If any girlfish are reading this, please beware when you come across male freshwater llanos mosquitofish, otherwise known as Gambusia quadruncus. The evolution of the females of this Mexican species has given them a large ball of tissue that blocks most of their genital canal in order to allow them to keep away… » 9/29/12 2:40pm 9/29/12 2:40pm

Young Women Using Social Media To Normalize And Demand More Plus-Size…

Adele's forthcoming plus-sized Burberry campaign is only one of the many factors that are leading to a new eye on mass-market retailers' plus-sized clothing, which blogs have dubbed "fatshion." For years, adult-skewed women's magazines had unchanged advice for larger women: steer away from horizontal stripes and… » 9/22/12 5:00pm 9/22/12 5:00pm

Cheerleading Coach Allegedly Hosted Teen Team Members for Sleepover…

Lovejoy High School in Clayton County, Georgia, is the home of the Wildcats. Cheering for the Wildcats are the Lovejoy High School cheerleaders, coached by a woman who recently hosted a team sleepover in her house. According to The Smoking Gun, the coach and the teens played a game called "Judge and Jury." The coach… » 8/23/12 4:00pm 8/23/12 4:00pm

Odd Future's Frank Ocean Reveals His First Love Was A Man

In December of 2011, when Frank Ocean, R&B singer and member of hip-hop collective Odd Future, was on a plane from New Orleans to L.A. he wrote a document in text-edit that he has now published on his tumblr which reveals him to be bisexual. The summer that Ocean was 19, he fell in love with his closest friend, a boy… » 7/04/12 11:00am 7/04/12 11:00am

Insulting Baseball Is Like Insulting All Fathers Everywhere

In case you people thought I've given up on pursuing baseball fandom, THINK AGAIN. I am not a dumb baby quitter! I will conquer baseball! What happened is that I moved. From L.A. to Seattle. And moving is stressful and expensive, which means I don't have my TV set up yet and it's hard to watch baseball without a TV.… » 5/28/12 3:45pm 5/28/12 3:45pm

Grinding Teens Sprayed With Lysol at Worst Prom Ever

Imagine the scene: It's Prom night at Manitou Springs High School, Manitou Springs, Colorado. The event's theme is "Lost in Pandora" which, um, is Avatar-inspired? Maybe? So perhaps City Hall —where the Prom is held — is decorated to look like an enchanted, otherworldly forest, with vines and trees and flowers.… » 5/15/12 4:10pm 5/15/12 4:10pm