After being roundly chastised for having—I mean, I guess, kind of—an opinion of sorts on the Israel-Palestine conflict and Tweeting about it, Kim Kardashian is going to make it up to the people of the Middle East by visiting Kuwait and Bahrain, and she's "determined" to learn about the conflict. She is also planning…
Professional singer, judger of singers, author, and rumored (my rumor) amateur street musician Steven Tyler recently told Rolling Stone that his time on American Idol was just medium good, because, even though he made a whole pile of money from the TV gig, he hated having to shit all over contestants' dreams.
You have doubtlessly shed a bitter tear over professional fishmouth Steven Tyler's departure from his post as an American Idol judge. Said Tyler in what could loosely be called a statement: "After some long…hard…thoughts…I've decided it's time for me to let go of my mistress 'American Idol' before she boils my…
Lorenzo! Well. That was anticlimactic, wasn't it? I mean, Lorenzo is pretty good. I would have laughed harder if it was, like, "Gabagool" or "Abbondanza," or "Luigi Mario" or "Bowser," but Lorenzo is actually pretty cute for a little baybay. The name beat out Snooki's second choice, Jionni Jr. and was apparently…
Depending on how much you like your singers to sound like dying animals, Steven Tyler either destroyed "The Star-Spangled Banner" before today's AFC Championship game, as in knocked it out of the park, or destroyed it as in you cringe so hard that your face breaks. Either way, you have to give Tyler major props for…
On the premiere of last night's American Idol, scat-happy judge Steven Tyler licked every single female aspirant with his eyeballs, no matter their age. You'll notice in the clip above that you can actually see him, at times, speaking to women's legs. The most awkward though, was when he leered at one 15-year-old…
Boy oh boy do celebrities ever love talking about auctioning things off for charity. They want you to remember that they're such sweet, kind Disney Princesses that it's hard to see their faces, what with all the birds flying around their heads braiding their hair and basking in their goodness. But did you know that…
Jennifer Lopez is working on a huge deal to come back to American Idol for another season. Allegedly. She could be getting something like $20 million to continue to judge a show she certainly could never win. This turn of events has prompted Steven Tyler to also ask for more money. Meanwhile, Randy is sitting on the…
Summer's here, which means it's time to pick up a book — or a Kindle, or an iPad. With all the traveling and hanging by the beach or pool, reading is fundamental! And celebrities are getting in on the action.
Julia Holcomb, whom Steven Tyler impregnated and eventually abandoned in the 1970s, is telling her own story for the first time. LifesiteNews published it, touting her pro-life stance, but we were most struck by one thing: Lord, Steven Tyler is an asshole. Surely this can cross political lines.
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Steven Tyler judges an American Idol contestant's ass, Julie Chen explains her eyes, and interspecies love between a dog and a baby raccoon.
This week, he unabashedly stared at Haley Reinhart's ass while she was performing for a good 7 seconds. At least this girl…
This morning, Meredith Vieira announced that she is indeed leaving the Today show in June (as rumored). "I want to spend more [time] with my husband Richard, and my kids," she said. Her husband has written a book about the fact that he's coping with multiple sclerosis and colon cancer. Meredith also said: "I really…
Do you know why Steven Tyler's life went awry in the 70s and 80s? It wasn't because he was a drug addict or a narcissistic rock star surrounded by adoration. It's because his teenage girlfriend had an abortion in the mid-70s.
Katy Perry is suing an Australian tabloid for printing an article suggesting that she was not faithful to Russell Brand. Last month, NW magazine claimed Katy had an "intimate relationship' with her record producer, Benny Blanco. The story quoted a "friend" named Angela Summers and a "source" named Marlon David; Katy…
They're both at People's table at the upcoming White House Correspondents' Dinner, with Steven Tyler and Glee's Chris Colfer. Jon Hamm and Zach Galifianakis are at The New Yorker's table, if you like that sort of thing.
What event could bring together Steven Tyler, Ellen Pompeo, Jenna Ushkowitz, Dustin Hoffman and Ciara? Why, the 2011 NBA All-Star Game — a master-class in magenta-carpet style.
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Dr. Phil teaches us how Rock of Love has negatively affected our nation's youth, Bill O'Reilly's feud with Snooki, and expectant mothers doll up for delivery.
In this week's abbreviated, holiday-weekend compilation of pop culture crap, strippers protest a church, Nancy Grace cracks nuts, and Aerosmith's Steven Tyler has an elaborate manicure.
