Judge Rules That Sofia Vergara's Ex Can Sue For Custody of Embryos

A judge granted Nick Loeb - Sofia Vergara’s terrible ex - permission to seek custody of the two embryos that were created during the couple’s relationship. In addition to seeking custody of genetic material, Loeb is now claiming that Vergara breached an oral agreement to let the embryos be brought to term by a… »5/24/15 10:35am5/24/15 10:35am

Benedict Cumberbatch Kills Your Dreams, Will Marry Fiancée Today 

Gangly ginger and unlikely heartthrob Benedict Cumberbatch, will marry pregnant fiancee Sophie Hunter today. According to various sources, Cumberbatch has been scheming this vile plan to stomp all over your heart for some time. Sources also confirm that the couple will marry on the Isle of Wight, the windiest place in… »2/14/15 10:35am2/14/15 10:35am

Here's Drunk-Ass Justin Bieber Pissing in a Restaurant Mop Bucket

A little dingleberry hanging from the butt of humanity named Justin Bieber peed in a restaurant mop bucket in New York earlier this year because he is an ingrate, and there's a video. As previously evidenced by shenanigans at that Vegas indoor skydiving place, El Beebo and his posse continuously target the employees »7/10/13 9:00am7/10/13 9:00am

Jennifer Aniston and Her Huge, Huge Engagement Ring Are Planning Their Wedding

The noted tabloid duality of Jennifer Aniston—beautiful, charismatic millionaire actress or SAD CRONE FISHWIFE FROM THE LAND OF THE UNLOVED WOMEN?!!!—finally comes to an end soon because she's planning her wedding to Justin Theroux. Yes, folks, the dude who was on one episode of Sex and The City as a premature… »2/27/13 9:00am2/27/13 9:00am

Kim Kardashian Will Bring Peace Milkshakes to Middle East

After being roundly chastised for having—I mean, I guess, kind of—an opinion of sorts on the Israel-Palestine conflict and Tweeting about it, Kim Kardashian is going to make it up to the people of the Middle East by visiting Kuwait and Bahrain, and she's "determined" to learn about the conflict. She is also planning… »11/20/12 9:00am11/20/12 9:00am