Lindsay's Parents Argue Over Intervention; Mischa Needs A Drink

• Michael and Dina Lohan will work together on getting Lindsay Lohan off of pills. Says Michael Lohan. [Radar Online]

Blast From The Past

[Toronto, September 15. Image via INF]

Paula Abdul Kisses Idol Goodbye; Penelope Cruz Pregnant

• Paula Abdul will not return to American Idol. This announcement comes via her Twitter. She wrote:

Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?

• Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of Elle UK — the shoot where jewelry went missing! — and here's what Editor-in-Chief Lorraine Candy writes in her Editor's letter:

Jen & Courteney On The Rocks; Amy Gets Divorced

• Is Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox's friendship in trouble? A source says:

Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian

• Spencer Pratt says that when he did the Today show, he thought that Al Roker was a "fan" "off the street." And! Heidi Montag's command for Al Roker?

Madonna To Marry Jesus?

• Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Oooh, and a source says: