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    Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton

    Theyskens Sticks To His Guns At Nina Ricci; Retail Bigwigs Trade Insults

    Dear David: Everyone Knows You Can't Work with More Than One Rapper!

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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    05/01/09

    In reply to Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
    The Wang/Gap news made me excited at first, and then sad because we don't have Gap in my part of the world. Why doesn't the website ship internationally?
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
    Twitter's Fake Karl is unconvincing. One the tweets reads: "*hugs*". Ridiculous.


    The only way Karl Lagerfeld would say that is if it was followed by "are for peasants and Americans (redundant, no?). I loathe the clammy touch of human flesh. It bores me to death".

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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    05/01/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Affection is demode.
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    05/01/09

    In reply to Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
    I suppose this makes me sexist, but I don't think I could handle finding out mai dudez wears control top boxer briefs.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    05/01/09

    In reply to Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
    ...Wait. Which one is actually Marc? I can't tell which one is Evil Alternate Universe Marc because BOTH OF THEM HAVE VILLAIN STACHE-BEARDS! This is a Conundrum!
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    Image of Penny Penny
    05/01/09

    In reply to Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
    I know this is sacrilege but I am really not a huge fan of Alexander Wang. BUT, I am excited for this Gap partnership.


    I heard on NPR that the CEO of A&E spent 1 million+ on private use of the company jet.

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    Image of Penny Penny
    05/01/09

    @Penny Plastic: In the last year, that is.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/01/09

    @Penny Plastic: the idea of a khaki motorcycle jacket makes me go cross-eyed.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    05/01/09

    In reply to Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
    Oy Tiffany, is my company going to have to bail you out on that one too? Wasn't the Iridesse mess enough for you?
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    05/01/09

    In reply to Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
    I think Jessica Simpson could actually be decent at lingerie and sleepwear. She has large breasts and probably knows her bras. It kind of makes sense she would go into lingerie. Her shoe line isn't totally heinous as one would expect, so I have *some* confidence in her taste as well.
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    Image of inabook inabook
    05/01/09

    @LaFemme: if she makes bras that are trashy/fun/cute and fit me, I will love her. Victoria's secret seems to think a 34D shouldn't exist.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    05/01/09

    In reply to Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
    Brown Eyed Marc Jacobs and Blue Eyed Marc Jacobs are to meld into one legal Marc Jacobs entity.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    05/01/09

    In reply to Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
    P-Town FTW!


    The first time I went there, I was, like, 16 and thought "dude, why are no guys checking me out?"

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    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    05/01/09

    @Penny Plastic: Funny, I went there and noticed a bunch of guys checking me out.


    But then it turned out they weren't really guys. So.

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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    05/01/09

    In reply to Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
    Oooh Lorenzo! With a vibrating hand like that, I'd fight Marc for you.
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    Image of swaggeron swaggeron
    05/01/09

    @DinaRonson is now orderly, and restrained.: HAHAHAAA. i didn't even notice the hand. You just made my morning with that comment.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    05/01/09

    @swaggeron: Why thank you.
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/01/09

    In reply to Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
    Just what the world needs. Another drugstore mascara.


    And Marc Jacobs looks EXACTLY like his fiance. Not necessarily a bad thing though, considering how easy he is on the eyes.

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/13/09

    In reply to Theyskens Sticks To His Guns At Nina Ricci; Retail Bigwigs Trade Insults
    Eating disorder, tanning club card, and giant hippie dress optional.


    Oooogh. I know this was written with the best of intentions, but no matter how annoying Rachel Zoe may be, and no matter how ubiquitous her godawful shapeless-tent-dress / tattered-blonde-extensions / handbag-the-size-of -a-Jetta / dinnerplate-sized- sunglasses/ dayglow-tangerine-complexion, and the fact that everyone in Hollywood has worn this since like 2003 and I can't tell anyone apart anymore, I just don't feel comfortable trying to deduce whether or not she has an eating disorder.

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    01/13/09

    @tscheese: with ya. rachel zoe continues to be one of the few women its ok to body snark on around here.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    01/13/09

    @tscheese: Preach it cheese lady. I agree.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    01/13/09

    @tscheese: and since when is it okay to use "eating disorder" as an insult?
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    01/13/09

    In reply to Theyskens Sticks To His Guns At Nina Ricci; Retail Bigwigs Trade Insults
    "Which might be true, or it might be her trying to stay on both companies' good sides after pledging separately to each to wear its clothes and screwing that up royally."

    Yep. This.


    "How much you want to bet pissed reps for both labels are poring over photos trying to tell their lapel notches from the competitor's as we speak?"

    And this.

    *snorfles*

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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    01/13/09

    In reply to Theyskens Sticks To His Guns At Nina Ricci; Retail Bigwigs Trade Insults
    Is it wrong that I would want to look like a cross-dressing character from a lesser Dickens novel?
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    01/13/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: I'm picturing a giant man in a Miss Havisham-style dress with a very, very frizzy wig.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/13/09

    @stacyinbean: Is it bad that that kind of turns me on a little?
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    01/13/09

    In reply to Theyskens Sticks To His Guns At Nina Ricci; Retail Bigwigs Trade Insults
    Dear Anand,

    I hope you enjoy prison, you jackass.

    Love,

    DangerMouse
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