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topsy
05/07/09

In reply to Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In
I find this morning's Dirt Bag very interesting for the inclusion of both Kiefer Sutherland and Chris Brown. Once again there is condemnation of Brown's actions. Understandable since attacking a woman is a horrible crime. But what about Mr. Sutherland? He is a convicted drunk driver who violently attacked an innocent stranger while he was on probation. Yet he gets a desk ticket and is free to travel. And that seems to be okay. No calls for a boycott. No prayers that he be assaulted himself. No comments on his childhood. So where's the outrage? Why is this situation different? Just asking.
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Shotrock
05/07/09

@topsy: 60/40. 60% racism and 40% he didn't hit a woman, so women aren't as pissed (i.e. any more than if it were a bar brawl).

I have a feeling California may throw the book at him though, for parole violation. We'll see.
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topsy
05/07/09

@Shotrock: Oh God bless you. Finally somebody has told it like it is.
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Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
05/07/09

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Yea, when I read that Reese Witherspoon part, I thought briefly that maybe you meant John "You Have To Coordinate" Witherspoon, the dad from Friday.
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brinkswomanship
05/07/09

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Oh man, even the 'Options' button didn't work Oprah?
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Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
05/07/09

In reply to Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In
Chris you might not want to see it but.... you are probably the minority. I mean.... honestly. the only reason that they're not doing it now is because it would be the last big bombshell the show has left.
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GeorgeFayne
05/07/09

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Oh Martin Sheen, it's ridiculous, but I would vote for you in a hot minute.
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rednrowdy
05/07/09

In reply to Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In
A person who is conscientious about the trail he leaves behind him.

thank you, renee. i'm glad i'm not the only one.
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lilbobbytables
05/07/09

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James McAvoy, Elizabeth Banks, Laura Linney and Anna Friel will star in The Details, a flick about a a couple who discover an infestation of raccoons in their back yard.

I am excited, because I <3 James McAvoy, but confused, because this seems like it might be a movie comprised of the parts of Caddyshack with the Gopher and Bill Murray (which was awesome, but I don't think would work for 2 hours).

Damn you and your sexy ways, McAvoy!
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AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
05/07/09

@lilbobbytables:

want.
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AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
05/07/09

@AtomiClash is a ball-cutting cybersuccubus: yeah, I need the preview function back. damnit.
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Breamworthy
05/07/09

@AtomiClash is a ball-cutting cybersuccubus: Is it set in Toronto? Because apparently Toronto has the highest per capita raccoon presence, and anyone who lives there can attest to this.
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EkaterinaBallerina
05/07/09

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Oh poor Stanley Tucci! That's so sad! I love him. And as my mother just pointed out, he attended Natasha Richardson's service not long ago. Poor guy.
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rednrowdy
05/07/09

i think @EkaterinaBallerina: i feel bad for stanley tucci's loss, but if memory serves me correct, not too long ago he had a torrid affair with edie falco while they did "frankie and johnny at the clair de lune" on broadway, and left his wife/kids and everything, only to end the affair and go back to his wife. it always struck me as odd. i feel sad for his kids.
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EkaterinaBallerina
05/07/09

@rednrowdy: Oh crap, I do remember that now. How awful. Now I feel bad for her and those kids.
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rednrowdy
05/07/09

@EkaterinaBallerina: and i say all of this as a stanley tucci fan, but when i heard about that, it was one of those hmmmmm moments. edie falco has even talked about it in interviews.
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Hooplehead
05/07/09

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Silly Reznor-you do nothing BUT inappropriate content!

And Idris Elba-just another man proving my theory that men lurve themselves a crazy girl-as long as she's gorgeous.
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lilbobbytables
05/07/09

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The Carrie Prejean semi-nude pictures will "roll out" slowly

Ok, anyone else think that she is either behind or involved in this to keep her name in the news? WHY WONT SHE LEAVE MY TV ALONE?

/end conspiracy theory, commence wrapping head in tin foil.
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jeepgirl
05/07/09

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Wow, Renee Z., that's a pretty long list of requirements. Good luck with that.
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J.D.Regent
05/07/09

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Wait, wait. Did Idris Elba just say his celebrity crush is TYRA? All my fantasies are smashed. But Tyra, you gotta get on that shit. It's not gonna get better than that for you.
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Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
05/07/09

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Dear Oprah:

Each gadget has an appropriate use depending on a user's priorities. For example, I have an iPhone because I surf the web a lot. I don't email much, so I don't miss the Blackberry keyboard. Now, if I emailed a ton, then I would get a Blackberry because it is great for that kind of communication, but not so good for surfing the web.

Alternatively, can you write an essay on an iPhone or a Blackberry (or any phone using text msg for that matter?) Yes. Should you? Probably not. It's like using an Easy Bake oven and a bathroom sink to make all the food for a dinner party. Could you? Yes. Should you? Probably not.

Feel free to contact me here for more tips on using technology on your every day life.

XOXO, Little Green Frog.
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Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
05/07/09

@Little Green Frog: (Sorry for the grammar/spelling mistakes. It's too early)
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sshacker
05/07/09

@Little Green Frog: I write a lot of notes in the memo application on my blackberry. I assume that is what it is there for?
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Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
05/07/09

@sshacker: A memo is a short note. That was a whole essay about the FLOTUS to be published.

I write notes in my phone as well, but I wouldn't write a full document there, for myself or work. A word processing app is what is appropriate for that. Heck, even Google docs (which has a mobile web interface, and which you can then copy to Word or Pages) is a better option for an essay than a small notes phone app.

(sorry, I'm a Geek)
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AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
05/07/09

@Little Green Frog: Honestly, I read that item and was just dumbfounded. I've written long texts on a crackberry before, but an essay? I know she owns a computer. Yikes.
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Bgirl_Hamster
05/07/09

@Little Green Frog: @AtomiClash is a ball-cutting cybersuccubus: When I write my essays for Time I prefer to use my Dell laptop. But, what do I know? I'm just a plebe.
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CrankyOldBroad
05/07/09

@Little Green Frog: Just when you think Oprah is gonna run the world some day, she does a dumbass normal human thing like this and restores your faith in the Universe....oh wait, most normal humans wouldn't try to write and entire fucking essay on their cellphone. Appropriate uses, O, appropriate uses.
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mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
05/07/09

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Does anyone have a turning hair white story? I find it so fascinating that the body can react in that way.
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keldo
05/07/09

@mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: Not all at once but having a teenager will get the process rolling. No lie.
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IHazKittehz
05/07/09

@mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: Once there was this boy who got into an accident and couldn't go to school and when he finally came back his hair had turned from black into bright white. He couldn't quite explain it. He said it was from when the cars had smashed him so hard.
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GeorgeFayne
05/07/09

@IHazKittehz: AH YOU WIN.

Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm.
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mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
05/07/09

@IHazKittehz: Ha! Win.
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AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
05/07/09

@IHazKittehz: Oh no, now that's going to be in my head ALL DAY and it freaked me out when it came out 15 years ago, and it still freaks me out now. And yet, I must say, well done.
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pandorasmittens
05/07/09

@mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: It is widely reported (by her daughter's memoirs, onlookers, and the king's diaries) that Marie Antionette's hair turned white after the royal family's escape attempt failed at Varennes.
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rednrowdy
05/07/09

@mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: i know a woman who went through a super stressful/near mental breakdown time in her life and all of her head fell out. she was tested upside down and backwards and the doctors couldn't find any clinical diagnosis as to why she lost her hair other than stress...

kinda like little edie, i guess.
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keldo
05/07/09

@rednrowdy: You had me going with "all of her head fell out!"

Sounds like Caroline of Monaco - stress will definitely make your hair fall out.
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thecameralovesyou
05/07/09

@IHazKittehz: Amazing. I read through that and was like "Hmm. I think I've heard this story before". And then it clicked. You're full of win.
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J.D.Regent
05/07/09

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Emma no! Don't disappear!
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