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Zulkey
12/04/09

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why do people keep asking any of the Kardashians questions?
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kookla
12/04/09

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Sarah Jessica Parker, thank you for not pretending you can "do it all."
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MomoMcgee
12/04/09

@kookla: and where does her husband play into any of that? She makes it almost sound like she's a single mom. Step up, Bueller!
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kookla
12/04/09

@MomoMcgee: I don't think they even live together anymore.
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BlondeGoddess
12/04/09

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Stanley Tucci's comment is so, so sad. I didn't know that, about his wife. It explains why he doesn't want to do any press for The Lovely Bones. And why he, as Peter Jackson said, wanted to look as remotely like himself as possible in that movie.
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marshmallory
12/04/09

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I regret that SJP ever filmed Sex and the City 1. I can't imagine how she feels after number two.
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sirsnarksalot
12/04/09

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Maggie Gyllenhaal, no one gives a rats ass about you. I have heard her bitch to the press so many times about how the paps hound her and her husband and its such an invasion and how they moved to Brooklyn to get away from it but can't.

I live in her neighborhood. I have seen them together and alone numerous times. there are no paps stalking them. None. Zero. Get over yourself lady.
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lonewolfer: lusty trollop
12/04/09

@sirsnarksalot: I think she was being cheeky, but I, very obviously, could be wrong.
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TurtleSpeak
12/04/09

@sirsnarksalot: Dude, she was obviously poking fun at herself... I think she realises people aren't stalking her... that was kind of the whole point of the story.
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Ms Meghan
12/04/09

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Angie's dress in that picture has pockets and she still looks like a stunner. Clearly she is full of win.
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Tchotchke
12/04/09

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Dave Grohl has always struck me as a really, really nice guy.
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Island of Misfit Toys
12/04/09

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Confused here. Is the revised marriage agreement with Tiger Woods for seven additional years or seven years total (meaning only 2 more years since they have been married for five)?

It makes a big difference.
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TheFuriousFive
12/04/09

@Island of Misfit Toys: An additional two years.
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Island of Misfit Toys
12/04/09

@TheFuriousFive: Thanks.
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Penny
12/04/09

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Tiger Woods is allegedly offering his wife Elin $80 million to stay for seven years in a revised prenup. Worth it?

Call me shallow, but, HELLS YES.
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iquenique
12/04/09

@Penny: Well, when you haven't done the groceries because rent is due and Canada Post makes two of your clients who keep saying "it's in the mail" appear like rat-faced liars, yeah, you'd like to be stuck with someone who's never home but gives you bagillions just to stay in a house.

Where there is food.
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Eleanor Ramilly
12/04/09

@Penny: Yeah- sorry world- but word.
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nobodyr
12/04/09

@Penny: Staying with Tiger Woods: $80 million
Losing dignity, public respect, sanity, sense of worth, trust, and possibly gaining diseases: Priceless
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Scoithniamh
12/04/09

@Penny: You and I can be shallow together.
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SpicyTamale is a GA peach
12/04/09

@Penny: call me shallow as well. At least I would know there is a roof over my kids head and i can see they will be cared for.
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kookla
12/04/09

@Penny: You aren't shallow. This recession has made us all reevaluate our finances.
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ytuhermanotambien
12/04/09

@nobodyr: The thing is, though, if there's anything to be lost, she's lost it whether she stays with him or not. I'd take it too.
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Tart of Darkness
12/06/09

@ytuhermanotambien: I'm with you. And who says that she's going to have sex with him in those 2 years? I'd take the $80 mill but I wouldn't let him get any of his "naughty bits" near mine. She's better off now knowing that she's in danger of sexual diseases than she was before.

PS Does anyone else think that photos that illustrate Tiger Woods various stories seem to make him look darker than they used to? Or did Wanda Sykes alter my consciousness permanently?
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humenature
12/04/09

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Regarding Alec Baldwin, for him to talk about suicicidal thoughts he had - to drum up sympathy for his boneheaded move? I love how it was so hard and serious for him that he can tell anyone with a microphone.
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Elaken
12/04/09

@humenature: I have some pretty serious issues of which most of them I will freely talk about. He might just be that open of a person.

As for his comment about his daughter - it pales in comparison to some of the things my mom has said to me and I know she loves me. Some people just have anger management issues and an appropriate filter over their mouth.
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Leucadia
12/04/09

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Ok, I would like to make a public statement about this before the tabloids break the story: Mr. Leucadia and I had a major fight in 2006. Also 2007. Also 2008. Also 2009. Probably twice in 2004. Residents of the apartment next door clearly overhead the words "bitch," "passive-aggressive asshole," and "Jesus fucking Christ!" Also: I once told him I wanted to bring another woman into our lovemaking, but I was pregnant and nuts so I probably didn't mean it. We ask for privacy in this difficult time.
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Little Time Bomb
12/04/09

@Leucadia: Cue the crazy people with voicemails, texts and e-mails.
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EarlyGrey
12/04/09

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All I want in life is a house in the west village too! Ah, to have rich parents. I'd say "Must be nice" but I'm sure having Courtmey Love as a mother brings other issues.
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Ms Meghan
12/04/09

@EarlyGrey: Have you ever seen when they both have been posted in tweet beat? It's really sad. If Courtney is in L. A. most of the time (I think she is?) I can see why Frances would want to live in New York.
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nyc-caribbean-ragazza
12/04/09

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Stanley Tucci...I love you. That's all.
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PaintedTrollop
12/04/09

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: I would like to be adopted by Stanley Tucci and Meryl Streep so we could hang out in the kitchen eating good stuff and giggling.
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KatieBLV
12/04/09

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First World Problems:

"Which of my many noxious cars should I use to asphyxiate myself?"

"I wish I got to spend more time with my children than the nanny did."

"Look! Look at all this weight I'm losing! God, I look fantastic."

"How do I fly my mistress half-way around the world without anyone finding out..."

"My silly tattoos - let me show you them."

"What should I get for the child who has everything. Hmm. A house. Yes. And then another house."

"Celebrities are important, but how do I split my time between figuring out their problems and figuring out my problems?"
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
12/04/09

@KatieBLV: Kind of puts shit in perspective, but you forgot:

" Are these cameras here for us, or someone more famous?"
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margareita metermaid
12/04/09

@KatieBLV: excellent translation.
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i_am_me
12/04/09

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Can Tina Fey/NBC/their EAP please get Alec Baldwin some help? Maybe some family counseling with his daughter? I realize I don't actually KNOW the man, but these constant quotes - his career a failure (HELLO, BEETLEJUICE and 30 ROCK ALONE MAKE YOU AWESOME), his struggle with his daughter and ex-wife, and now actual suicidial ideation? With a plan? This man is seriously going through something, unless I'm taking something out of context.

Although suicidial thoughts with a plan can never be taking to far out of context.
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Hiroine Protagonist
12/04/09

@i_am_me: Yeah, that's exactly how my dad killed himself. That quote made me feel bad for Alec Baldwin. Even if he's "joking" it doesn't mean he wasn't in a horrible place for a long time.
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PrettyPrettyPrincess
12/06/09

@i_am_me: I feel terrible for him... my dad was bipolar (and self-medicated with alcohols) and would cycle through verbal abuse and this horrible depression with suicidal thoughts. I don't know if the situation is the same but given everything that has happened it sounds like if he isn't getting some help, he should consider it.
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