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    Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob

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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    11/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    Okay Blake, I understand anyone can feel powerless in high school, but feeling powerless because you had long, blonde hair? What kind of high school did you go to, because at my high school long, blonde hair = power. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    Why, exactly, does Frances Bean Cobain have a business manager? What is her business? #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @yvanehtnioj: She inherited an estate from her father, I assume. I hope she has someone to help her manage that. And as someone who has spent time around entertainment industry people, not having a credit card or cash on them isn't uncommon. The business manager or a travel agent probably made her reservation then she was left without a means to fix whatever problem arose. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @cmd: Well, I know she has money. But money != business. She's not actually in the entertainment industry, she's just the child of ... oh fuck it, I don't actually care this much. It just struck me as odd. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    There are way too many "I"s in that sentence, Mariah.
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    *dies* library sex #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @BytheSea: I'm trying not to entertain fantasies of this, but they keep on sneaking into my brain and endlessly distracting me. #lindsaylohan
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    11/05/09

    @cand86: If you worked in a library, and saw the people who actually try to have sex here, it wouldn't be a fantasy. More like a screaming-in-terror nightmare. #lindsaylohan
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    11/05/09

    @LadyBossyBoots: Yikes- has this happened to you?

    This is why I can't imagine making any of my public sex fantasies reality . . . I'd feel so bad at the idea of my fat ass being burned onto some poor onlooker's retinas. #lindsaylohan
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    11/05/09

    @cand86: Yes -- most librarians and staff who work at an urban library or a university library can tell you stories that will have you wearing a Hazmat suit in the stacks.

    As an example: A friend of mine who works in an inner-city "downtown" library tells tales of a prostitute who has staked out the library as her "turf" and does a booming trade in the mens' room.

    She does donate generously to the Friends of the Library though, maybe as a franchise fee?
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    After Dark Observations - the silly: Lindsay's dress will also prevent chest wrinkles.

    ADO- the serious: Holy Shit, Penny Marshall?!?!!??? Hope its not true, but if it is, speedy recovery! #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    Dustin Hoffman is a lyah. His virginity story is different everytime I read about it. Didn't he sorta rape someone his first time? #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @TexasCrude: Doesn't everyone's? The time you sorta lose it, the time you lost it accidentally so it doesn't count, the time the guy didn't come so it wasn't really sex, the time you did everything but.... #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    "I've never been able to chop a Jaffa Cake in half and just eat one piece"

    What? A "jaffa cake" is a tiny lowfat cookie! I've just looked it up and each one only has 46 calories. Do people actually chop them up and only eat a piece? I am shocked, this is craziness!! #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @applejuice: I really am genuinely surprised that this is her big example of why her product is needed as "compulsory portion control".

    I could understand referencing cheesecake or something, or saying "I always eat a whole handful of jaffa cakes" but thinking ONE is too much just blows my mind.

    And this is probably why there is no chance in hell that I will ever remotely look like Liz Hurley. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @applejuice: Oh man, I was just about to say that even though she says a lot of stupid stuff, I agree with her about compulsory portion control being beneficial. However, the stuff you said (explaining the Jaffa cake) makes me want to take it back and just stop at "Liz Hurley says a lot of stupid stuff." #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @applejuice: It's seriously so small, to eat half you'd practically nibble the tips of your fingers off. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @applejuice: This is the same woman who, when she dieted to lose her baby weight, would have an afternoon snack of SIX RAISINS. #lindsaylohan
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    11/05/09

    @ardentlilac: I know! And now I am imagining Liz Hurley eating her half a jaffa cake with a knife and fork to avoid this! lol #lindsaylohan
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    11/05/09

    @RedLantern: Six raisins? I'm not sure I would even notice that I had SWALLOWED six raisins. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    I always liked Leighton even though I know nothing about her and had no real reason. Apparently I just knew that quote was waiting in the wings. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    "I was very sequestered, as you know, when I first started out and if I were just allowed to be young and with a young boyfriend who's also a star and you know, you're working and you're both — I don't know what goes on," she says. "You know what I mean? So it's like, I wasn't really allowed out of the house, so I can't imagine what she went through." That's very, you know, eloquent, you know Mariah. I just wish I knew what you were trying to, you know, say. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @Ailatan: She's trying to bring the subject back to her being "emotionally and mentally abused" in her relationship with her boss, Tommy Mottola. Because, it's really about HER, this is. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @marciax3: And my quotation marks indicated her spoken words, not to belittle her statement. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @Ailatan: Let me try: "I married a really old guy when I was really young and he never let me out of his sight/the house. except to perform. And because of this I missed out on young boyfriends who may or may not punch me. God I wish I was Rhianna. except for the punching part." #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @phantom lady: you made laugh out loud! Hearted! #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @Ailatan: Mostly, I'm impressed that she used the word "sequestered" and the subjunctive (if I were just allowed to be young). My standards for celebrities are pathetically low. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @sweet_communist: I think when she says "sequestered" she's using legalese terms she might have been instructed to use. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @Ailatan: You can't question Mariah's statements. It's like a unicorn trying to catch a rainbow in its teeth #lindsaylohan
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    Image of canthelpmyself canthelpmyself
    11/04/09

    @marciax3: That's odd. What I got from her less-than-eloquent statement was that when she was that age she wasn't allowed to live such a free existence without adult guidance/supervision. She was sheltered, and not given carte blanche to have a serious boyfriend that she, essentially, lived with when not traveling for work. That's what I took away from what she was saying. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @canthelpmyself: At Rhianna's age, Mariah hooked up with her grey haired boss who built her a 19 bedroom mansion. Remember the Honey video with her escaping the mogul's thugs on a jetski? Symbolism. #lindsaylohan
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    11/05/09

    @marciax3: Not to be nitpicky, but Mariah married at 24, she wasn't in a serious relationship at 18. No one is denying that she married and divorced her (older) boss, or that he built her a mansion. What she is saying is that she was working and trying to get a break in the music business at the age of 17 (Rihanna actually signed with Jay-Z at 16). She wasn't already successful, with a successful boyfriend. Yes, the Honey video may be symbolic of her relationship, but it has nothing to do with what she is trying to say. I'm not trying to read too much into what she is saying, but all I took from it was that she didn't have that same experience as Rihanna, and didn't really know how to go about answering that question.
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    11/05/09

    @canthelpmyself: okay. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    Now we have the Scoop?
    Yeah, I understand, Woody. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @Ailatan: I'm no critic, but I really enjoyed Scoop. Cute, lighthearted. Definitely not trying to make some gigantic, earth shattering statement, but very enjoyable all the same. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @Ailatan: I hope he's only talking about the most recent films because there is no way in hell you can lump Interiors, Sleeper and Bananas in with that drek. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @TransFat: Bananas is soooo good, we sometimes do the ad scene "I smoke them, he smokes them" with my husband! #lindsaylohan
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    08/08/09

    In reply to Is Lady Gaga Intersex?; Lindsay Snipes At Sam On Her Birthday

    I ALWAYS think Channing Tatum is Stockard Channing. I really wish he was - she'd be in the news more. :\
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    08/08/09

    @jaydock: I thought I was the only one who did this! I still have no clue who this Channing Tatum is . . . and for some reason, I always seem to confuse him and that John Cena in my head, so that I think he's a wrestler.
    I should stay out of celebrity crud altogether.
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    08/07/09

    In reply to Is Lady Gaga Intersex?; Lindsay Snipes At Sam On Her Birthday
    RIP Willy DeVille.
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    08/07/09

    In reply to Is Lady Gaga Intersex?; Lindsay Snipes At Sam On Her Birthday
    But, but, Naomi Campbell is so culturally sensitive! I can't BELIEVE she'd dress up in an Indian costume!
    *rolls eyes*
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    08/07/09

    In reply to Is Lady Gaga Intersex?; Lindsay Snipes At Sam On Her Birthday
    I have both male and female genitalia
    No, she does not. No one does. It's impossible. This is greatly simplified, but there is a single structure in the fetus which develops into either a penis or a vagina or into genitalia which is not clearly one or the other. For a person to have two sets of genitalia, they would have to have two structures to begin with. That is a little like having two hearts (proto-hearts, or whatever fetii have before the heart develops). I recommend that everybody go read the snopes.com entry on Jamie Lee Curtis being XY.
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    08/07/09

    In reply to Is Lady Gaga Intersex?; Lindsay Snipes At Sam On Her Birthday
    Dean McDermott says, "I tend to gravitate towards anything that's a challenge."

    I guess that explains his marriage to Tori. (Oh snap!)
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