And by ruin, we mean make it 10 billion times better. Also, McHale's actually the photo ruiner. Basically, the opposite of the headline is true.

So James Franco deep-throats a pistol in J.K. Rowling's newest novel, James Franco and The Cavernous Sexual Ambiguity the upcoming Harmony Korine film Spring Breakers. Details interviews Franco this month, and its reporter recalls another instance of a Franco onscreen blowjob in his NYU student film The Broken Tower.

In this edition of Tweet Beat, Steve Martin lets us in on his deepest thoughts, Jill Zarin breaks a tooth, Wendy Williams asks the hot question and Jenny McCarthy ribs an ex.

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, while visiting Wendy Williams' show, Snooki insults Wendy Williams, Adam Scott and Jon Hamm are best buds, and we say goodbye to Regis Philbin (for now).

Today in Tweet Beat, Johnny Weir has given up on underwear. Plus, Russell Brand and Alec Baldwin hang out in costume.

Today in Tweet Beat, Coco gives a sneak peek of her new clothing line Luscious. Plus, Kirstie Alley accidentally wears a maternity bra.

Today in Tweet Beat, Celebs like Snoop, Rhianna and Steve Martin observe the day of weed.

Today in Tweet Beat, Mimi has painted her belly—with a butterfly, natch. Plus, Judy Blume clears something up.

Today in Tweet Beat, Katy Perry is blaming the tabloid media for comments she made about product placement in Britney Spears' video "Hold it Against Me." Also, Cher is pissed about Burlesque number getting cut from Oscars opening.

Today in Tweet Beat, everyone has an opinion (or a one-liner) about Egypt. Plus, 50 Cent gets rape-y.