Every Celebrity in LA Tweeted About the Earthquake
A 5.1 earthquake rocked the city of Los Angeles yesterday evening and celebrities from Ariana Grande to Amber Riley to Steve Martin took to their Twitters to document the event, reminding us that there are very few variations in response to an earthquake, but that no matter what Chord Overstreet (miss you on Glee!)…
Virginia Lawmaker Refers to Pregnant Women as 'Hosts'
In honor of Valentine's Day, Virginia State Senator Steve Martin presented to the public his state's specialty: a batshit, illogical, misogynistic utterance about women's bodies. Just like they say, Virginia truly is for lovers (of the unborn, that is; it is absolutely not for lovers of women).
Your Morning Jam: Kermit and Steve Martin Rocking Out
How I wish Steve Martin and Kermit the Frog facing off in a thrilling round of Dueling Banjos was a part of a sequel to The Jerk. Can someone please make this happen? What's Bernadette Peters doing? Besides holding her arms out and vibrating her body in a sleeveless dress held up only by her gravity-defying breasts.…
James Franco Has No Gag Reflex
So James Franco deep-throats a pistol in
J.K. Rowling's newest novel,
James Franco and The Cavernous Sexual Ambiguity
the upcoming Harmony Korine film Spring Breakers. Details interviews Franco this month, and its reporter recalls another instance of a Franco onscreen blowjob in his NYU student film The Broken Tower.
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, while visiting Wendy Williams' show, Snooki insults Wendy Williams, Adam Scott and Jon Hamm are best buds, and we say goodbye to Regis Philbin (for now).
As of today, Regis is no longer on and as such, David Letterman gave Reeg a proper sendoff. Unfortunately, that…Katy Perry Pretends She Didn't Diss Britney
Today in Tweet Beat, Katy Perry is blaming the tabloid media for comments she made about product placement in Britney Spears' video "Hold it Against Me." Also, Cher is pissed about Burlesque number getting cut from Oscars opening.

