Serial Dater John Mayer Lurches Over To Allison Williams

Despite Katy Perry's best efforts, one cannot domesticate the Wild Striped Douchebag, and John Mayer is no exception. Like the Countess Elizabeth Báthory, best remembered for bathing in the blood of virgins to retain her youth, it was only a matter of time before Mayer found the latest zeitgeisty female It-person and…
Steve Carrell Has Three Weeks to Live and He's Gonna Spend Them With Keira Knightley
That's the premise of Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, an apocalyptic romcom crashing into theaters this summer. The title seems to be based on a song by Chris Cornell, and the plot unfolds thusly: An asteroid named Mathilda is heading towards Earth, and people are trying to figure out what the fuck to do…
Nerds! It's The Date Night Premiere!
Date Night! We all love Tina and Steve, but will it be an intelligent romp or a stupid waste of $10? All I can tell you is that the star-studded premiere, at NYC's Ziegfeld Theatre, had me smiling. (And laughing.)
Dumb Fashions At The Get Smart Premiere
Before we critique clothes, there is something I must tell you: Jared the Subway Guy was at this premiere. Billed as "Actor Jared Fogle," no less. It was just a head shot so I can't comment on his duds. But I think we can all appreciate the implications of this. Anyway. Methinks you'll find the fashions as…
Britney Spears: Still A Mess
- Britney Spears is supposedly nonplussed about Kevin Federline getting custody of the kids. According to OK!, when the subject of her boys' custody came up, a friend told Britney, "Don't worry, you'll get your kids back." Britney replied: "I don't give a s— anymore. I never wanted them in the first place." She…
