• Michaele Salahi won't be returning to The Real Housewives Of D.C.. That is: IF the show is renewed for a second season.

[Studio City, August 19. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

• Susan Sarandon, the self-described "Johnny Appleseed of ping-pong," is working on a reality show about her ping-pong nightclub SPiN, and the young players trying to make it to the Olympics. "It won't be the Jersey Shore," says Susan.

• Betty White has some rules about appearing on Saturday Night Live on May 8:

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Al Pacino is totally batshit loonball, Sarah Silverman doesn't like fat chick jokes, and Steve Carell's hair has gotten mysteriously thicker since season one of The Office.

• Rumor has it that Reggie Bush dumped Kim Kardashian not because she was pressuring him to get married, but because she slept with Kanye West.

Date Night kicked box office ass this weekend, conceivably beating Clash Of The Titans for #1. Steve Carell and Tina Fey's charm clearly has plenty of customers. But Fey's return to Saturday Night Live had some loyal fans feeling queasy.

Date Night got fairly good reviews, but that really only proves how funny Tina Fey and Steve Carell are. While the script is filled with weak gags and absurd hijinks, the stars save the movie from becoming a complete dud.

• Michael Lohan won't have to introduce Lindsay Lohan to his fiancée Kate Major — Back in 2007 she was Lindsay's assistant/close friend. Kate even picked Lindsay up from rehab, but Linds dropped her when she started getting close to Michael.

• Ryan McGinley shot Tilda Swinton again for Pringle's fall campaign, with artist Douglas Gordon joining the actress. It was so cold during the shoot, at a castle, that Swinton had to stuff two hot water bottles under her clothes. [WWD]

• Demi Moore says she used to have "an extreme obsession" with her body. "I made it a measure of my own value." Furthermore, she explains:

• Whitney Houston is in a Paris hospital suffering from nose and throat problems.

The 23rd Annual Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards took place in Los Angeles last night, causing celebrities to come out to spend some time and dodge some slime:

• Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen were married in a traditional Jewish ceremony — held at sunset in Paris last week.

• Lady Gaga's ex-boyfriend, songwriter and producer Rob Fusari, has filed a $30 million suit against her.

[Los Angeles, March 7. Image via Getty]

• Helena Bonham Carter says of her relationship with Tim Burton:

It's been eighteen years (!) since Marky Mark posed for his iconic Calvin Klein underwear ads, but 38-year-old Mark Wahlberg's chiseled body is still the number one punchline in this clip from Tina Fey and Steve Carell's Date Night.

There were moments at the Golden Globes that were too complex to convey in stills (like Bill Paxton reportedly joking that Michael C. Hall played "the cancer card"), so we've made gifs of memories to keep in rotating animation.