Jezebel: steroids

Oh, Manny

Anna — Thu, 07 May 2009 12:20:00 EDT

50-game suspension for performance enhancing drugs. [Deadspin]

Just Like The Yankees, Hayden Christensen Is All Juiced Up

Anna — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 10:15:00 EST

[Los Angeles, February 10. Image via x17]

A-Rod Tested Positive For Steroids In 2003

hortense — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 15:15:00 EST

Uh-oh: Sports Illustrated is reporting that Alex Rodriguez tested positive for steroids in 2003, which just happens to be the same year he took home the AL MVP award and Home Run title. Not good!

According to Sports Illustrated:"Rodriguez's name appears on a list of 104 players who tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs in Major League Baseball's '03 survey testing." When asked about the allegations by an SI reporter on Thursday, Rodriguez replied, "You'll have to talk to the union. I'm not saying anything." Yikes. [Sports Illustrated]

Bad Girls Club: Sex Toys, Tampons, And Drunk Crying, Oh My!

Tracie — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:20:00 EST

Last night was only the second episode of the new season of Bad Girls Club, and I'm already addicted. These women seem made for not just reality TV, but this show specifically. Nearly everything they say is a soundbite. The editors must've been wetting themselves when going over this footage. In the clip above, the ladies cover a range of topics: how they love men with a "steroids" look, overusing vibrators, complaints about roommates not wrapping up their used tampons... eventually, one woman gets so drunk on Long Island Iced Teas that she cries to the stranger she brought home about how he doesn't "understand" her. We don't understand her either. Next week, there will be a physical altercation between two roommates, and it seems a kitchen appliance is involved.

Loose Lips

Jessica — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:45:00 EDT

Sarah Silverman says that though she and Jimmy Kimmel "have it good," she's not looking to get hitched. "I don't want the government involved in our love," Silverman told People. She also added, "I might adopt, but we're going to wait. If you're going to have kids, you need to have time to give them undivided attention." • Steroid-happy former MLB star Jose Canseco had his California mansion foreclosed on. According to TMZ, "In an interview this week, Canseco blamed his financial woes on a couple of divorces and the fact that after taxes, he was really only living on $17 or $18 million." Oh that's all! I can't believe he had to give up his diamond-encrusted bidet. • Cannon/Carey nuptials: confirmed by Nick's family!! Relative Linda Cannon told Us, "Yes, we know. He called us and told us all about it. We are happy for him. If that is what he wants, then we are happy for him." Who wants to start the divorce poll? [People, TMZ, Us]

Celebrity Rehab: Chyna Says She's Never Done Steroids Or Been Addicted To Any Drugs

Slut Machine — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:00:00 EST

Retired wrestler Joanie Laurer (aka Chyna) refuses to admit that she has an addiction problem, which is weird because she's voluntarily living in a drug and alcohol rehabilitation facility on the show Celebrity Rehab. On the most recent episode of the show, Dr. Drew decided to address the "elephant in the room" and confront Joanie about steroids, something that's long been rumored about her, considering her physical appearance and deepness of her voice. (Also, if you've ever seen her sex tape with her ex-boyfriend, then you've also seen her clitoris, which is very, very long. Link NSFW.) She out and out denies the use of steroids, and also denies being addicted to or even having used other drugs, even though at one point she talks about how "people" were giving her pills and pills and pills and telling her to take them. Clip above.

Dude Disappointments

Anna — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:45:00 EST

Lenny Dykstra, Paul Lo Duca, Roger Clemens...the list goes on. Fucking men: They'll let you down one way or another. [Deadspin]