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    Kanye Buys Hoodies, Stands Up Agyness; Stella To Design For Gap

    Pam & Vivienne: A Match Made In... Somewhere

    Christina Aguilera: If You Are Going To Shill Overpriced Jewelry, Do It Like This
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    06/10/09

    In reply to Kanye Buys Hoodies, Stands Up Agyness; Stella To Design For Gap
    Ah, Eddie Bauer. My parka is sobbing, my crank lantern is depressed, and my no-iron shirts are wrinking in despair.
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    06/10/09

    In reply to Kanye Buys Hoodies, Stands Up Agyness; Stella To Design For Gap
    Wait, I thought Kanye and Amber broke up. What?
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    Image of Penny Penny
    06/10/09

    In reply to Kanye Buys Hoodies, Stands Up Agyness; Stella To Design For Gap
    "Net-a-Porter increased its sales by 47.8%..."


    Holy shit, that's insane! I guess all the news about rich people turning to catalog and the web was true.

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    06/10/09

    In reply to Kanye Buys Hoodies, Stands Up Agyness; Stella To Design For Gap
    I was all excited about Stella. But kids?? Man, that bums me out.
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    06/10/09

    In reply to Kanye Buys Hoodies, Stands Up Agyness; Stella To Design For Gap
    Kanye: i am so very sad to be looking at these hoodies


    Amber: Oh my god, are you okay?


    Kanye: they are just so sad, with an extra helping of pastel and sade


    Amber: Snap out of it, Kanye!


    Kanye: may i not express my extremely sad sorrow for these extremely sad sorrowful garments?


    Amber: If you don't start talking in allcaps soon, honey, I'm taking you straight to the speech pathologist!


    Kanye: IS THIS BETTER


    Amber: Whew. Yes. You scared me. Don't do that again.


    Kanye: THESE HOODIES ARE STILL VERY MOURNFUL


    Amber: ...I see.


    Kanye: I MAY WRITE A DIRGE

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    06/10/09

    @tscheese: My lulz, once again, are spoiled by the addition of an "e" to the word "sad." Perhaps I was trying to type "sadye west, the saddest man who ever looked at a hoodie."
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    06/10/09

    @tscheese: I thought that was a new fashion color, like a muted sage.
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    06/10/09

    @tscheese: i thought you meant Sade the singer...cue the violins.
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    06/10/09

    @tscheese: Kanye feels the weight pressing down upon him.


    It might break his macbook air.

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    Image of snug*bug snug*bug
    06/10/09

    In reply to Kanye Buys Hoodies, Stands Up Agyness; Stella To Design For Gap
    Please clarify: Kanye West hangs out in North Hollywood? That's ..unexpected. And hilarious.(PS: No way am I clicking on that AmApp link & give those contemptible dorks one extra traffic hit..)
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    Image of TatianaTheAnonymousModel TatianaTheAnonymousModel
    06/10/09

    @snug*bug: NoHo -- a tiny neighborhood North of Houston St. in Manhattan. Shoulda clarified! Although the thought that Kanye would chill in Valley Village is interesting to entertain.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    06/10/09

    In reply to Kanye Buys Hoodies, Stands Up Agyness; Stella To Design For Gap
    I am sure the collection sold out at Barneys. I went to Barneys and Bergdorfs a few weekends ago on a Saturday afternoon. Nothing was on sale, and both places were PACKED. Women were sitting on couches (hardly anywhere to sit!) trying on armfuls of 500 plus dollar shoes. I couldn't believe it. It looked like how those departments looked 2 years ago when everything was marked down 70%. But nothing was. There were LINES for dressing rooms and cash registers.


    If I didn't know better the whole experience would have made me think, "phaw, there is no recession!"

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    Image of TatianaTheAnonymousModel TatianaTheAnonymousModel
    06/10/09

    @LaFemme: I ducked into Barneys last week during a rainstorm and the place was mobbed. I thought it was just the weather. Seriously, what gives? We better not call it a recovery or we'll jinx it.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    06/10/09

    @LaFemme: @TatianaTheAnonymousModel: Tourists?
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    06/10/09

    @greengrey (is not a star!): The vast majority were American, which was another reason it was so surprising.
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    06/10/09

    In reply to Kanye Buys Hoodies, Stands Up Agyness; Stella To Design For Gap
    My American Apparel hoodies do not fit me the way that Amber Rose's fits her.
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    06/10/09

    @Uncommon Whore: mine do! I guess Amber and I are lucky.
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    06/10/09

    @chancentrate: Right on.
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    06/10/09

    @Uncommon Whore: The world doesn't fit me the way Amber Rose's world fits her.


    I've said it before, I'll say it again: She is delicious and juicy. She should change her name to Amber Apple.

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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    06/10/09

    @Snowbunny: She is stunning. And I love the super short hair on her.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/18/08

    In reply to Pam & Vivienne: A Match Made In... Somewhere
    You know, I am always wearing Target in Target, so why don't they pull me aside as a muse??


    Do I need to have a party crashed by the Facebook Army to get noticed around 'ere??

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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    12/18/08

    In reply to Pam & Vivienne: A Match Made In... Somewhere
    I have a Vivian Westwood tee with a killer bunny rabbit on it. It is awesome. More shirts with killer animals on it, please.
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    12/18/08

    @Samanthrax: Yessss! I have a t-shirt with a shark holding a kitten in its mouth. I love it, even though, I love kitties. Am I warped or what? I, too, love killer animal shirts.
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    12/18/08

    In reply to Pam & Vivienne: A Match Made In... Somewhere
    i kind of love the pam and vivienne pairing. they share a sense of the absurd!
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    Image of Fate'sBitch Fate'sBitch
    12/18/08

    In reply to Pam & Vivienne: A Match Made In... Somewhere
    And after they pay damages and destroy the remaining bags the company will burn down the factory and salt the ground!


    sorry but "destroy the bags" sounded so dramatic. god bless the french, nudity is a-ok - but never free.

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/18/08

    In reply to Pam & Vivienne: A Match Made In... Somewhere
    I prefer throwing cats to shoes. If you train them well, they will return home to do your bidding once again and lick your hand. Not necessarily in that order.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/18/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Gerbils are much easier to sneak into press conferences, plus they poop at the slightest provocation.
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    Image of 18thfloor 18thfloor
    12/18/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Like the crazy cat lady on The Simpsons?! She always had a swirling mass of cats around her that would just fly at unsuspecting people. If only that were real.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/18/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): Yes, I know. I ruined two perfectly nice terrorist made Juicy sweatsuits before I switched to cats.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/18/08

    @18thfloor: Exactly.
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    Image of Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve
    12/18/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): They also hide really well. During her brief spell of unemployment, my best friend walked into the JobCentre, put her hand in her pocket, and retrieved a demolished Benefits book and a happy looking Gerbil.


    The poor guy in the office didn't know what the heck to do.

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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/18/08

    In reply to Pam & Vivienne: A Match Made In... Somewhere
    "I'd rather go naked..." is an interesting campaign because, while I enjoy looking at nudity, every time I see an ad I think "But there are so many other fabrics that aren't fur! I've never worn fur but I'm only naked like 30% of the time."
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/18/08

    @Snowbunny: "I'd rather wear gingham than wear fur!" "I'd rather wear nothing but pleather headbands!"


    if they're going for shock value, I bet they could do a lot worse than just naked people :P

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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/18/08

    @Mkp-hearts-NYC: Now, are you only allowed to wear the headbands on your head or can you use them on the rest of your body too?
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/18/08

    @Snowbunny: Ideally folks would get creative..though with some starlets a headband probably works equally well as a bikini top or bottom...
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    12/18/08

    In reply to Pam & Vivienne: A Match Made In... Somewhere
    Posh's schoolteacher inspiration came from the Hot for Teacher video.
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