• True Blood's Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer married last night in Malibu; Elijah Wood, Carrie Preston and Preston's husband, Michael Emerson (Ben Linus!) were in attendance. [USWeekly]

There's really not much more to add. Someone get Anna Paquin a tampon, please? Click to enlarge.

Sometimes the tone of this show is mystifying. Just when you settle in for a campy, fun ride, you're forced to sit through some "serious" stuff.

On last night's episode, Talbot was very direct, telling Eric: "I'm bored. Take off your clothes."

Who knew suffering from severe blood loss could be so fun?

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Last night's episode was so romantic!

• You know how Pink does insane acrobatics during her shows? She was injured during her concert in Germany. Click to watch.

Lots of stuff happened in last night's episode, but honestly, Alcide is such a tasty piece of mancandy, who can focus on anything else?

• Good morning! Everyone is reportedly getting married today, including John Krasinski and Emily Blunt:

Last night's episode had so much sex. Motel sex, workplace cunnilingus, and straight-up hatefucking.

There were lots of revelations in last night's episode: Big Foot might exist? The Vampire King of Mississippi uses werewolves to do his bidding? Eric was a Nazi?

• Cameron Diaz: Wants sex. Will travel.

[Los Angeles, June 16. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Last night's premiere of True Blood picked up right where the last season left off.

• So. The rumor that Kim Kardashian will be Lara Croft in a new 3D, teen-friendly movie version of Tomb Raider?

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• Tito Ortiz was arrested on felony domestic violence charges today for allegedly beating Jenna Jameson at the home they live in with their 13-month-old twin boys.