This probably won't last much longer than the flattened Zebra Cake in my purse, but Rihanna and Chris Brown have broken up once again, shortly after he was photographed holding the hand of a 22-year-old blonde waitress named Keisha Kimball at Da Club last Saturday.

While you were staggering home in a prosecco haze, celebrities were still out partying, and here's some post-Oscar nuggets for you to munch on. Okay, so yeah, Jennifer Lawrence fell down on her way to collect her Best Actress Oscar. We can perhaps attribute this to her previous confession that she was planning to get

Actors Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer attend the GREAT British Film Reception at British Consul General’s Residence on February 22, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images for The British Film Commission)

After fifteen years of marriage (and a fair amount of that spent in couples therapy, apparently), two of the final standing members of the Un-Divorced Hollywood Old Guard, Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith, might be almost ready to call it quits. This spring, Banderas was seen getting all up on another woman at a…

First out of the gate was Bella and Edward's ridiculously named Renesmee, and now True Blooders Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are expecting their very own half-breed vampire child. With Paquin said to be 12 weeks along, her rep has had a busy evening confirming it to countless global news outlets, but it's the nameless …

Last night's season finale of True Blood saw tons of changes in the town of Bon Temps. The episode took place on Halloween, but with so many murders, ghosts and vampires, it really was the Day of the Dead.

[Los Angeles, January 6. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

• Chelsea Handler spent Thanksgiving weekend in Mexico with Jennifer Aniston, and now has some harsh words for Angelina Jolie.

[Los Angeles, October 11. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

After watching three seasons of True Blood, I've come to the conclusion that like a Value Meal at McDonald's, the show packs in a lot of crap that's fun while it lasts but leaves you feeling unsatisfied.