The shoo-in for 2016’s Best Picture Oscar, Zoolander 2, has received an existential trailer narrated by “Stephen Hawking,” soundtracked by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, and starring Derek Zoolander. It poses the question: What is is? And: Is is God?
To the One Direction fans who continue to mourn Zayn Malik’s departure from the group, don’t despair because there’s still hope! I mean, not for you, but as famed genius Stephen Hawking points out, there could be a far-off universe where One Direction remains whole and happy.
Based on this photo, I now think Stephen Hawking was kind of like the Rivers Cuomo of 1965. Plus, his bride Jane has sort of a Mary Tyler Moore thing going on, which definitely helps.
Last night's SNL featured Emma Stone, who did a bang-up job handling her parts. She should come back for cameos, just to further explore her Lindsay Lohan. But overall, a "passable" epi at best. Let's check out the goodies!
- The dolphin calf born to a deaf mother five days ago died earlier this afternoon as a result of respiratory problems. [CNN]
- Do not fuck with Church of England. And definitely do not put any of their cathedrals in your violent video games, yo. [BBC]
- Want to ensure you'll win custody of your children? Have them videotape…