Canadians Elect Guy Named Justin as Their Leader
And he is non-controversially fuckable.
Here's Your Last-Minute Guide to the Canadian Election, Courtesy of Last Week Tonight
Today, Canadians will head to the polls for a nationwide federal election. If you’ve been ignoring our neighbors to the north in order to keep up with whatever nonsense falls out of Trump’s mouth, you can bring yourself up to speed with this primer from John Oliver and Last Week Tonight.
Volunteer Award in Feminist's Name Killed Off
And replaced with an award in the Prime Minister's name.
Dastardly Canadian Politician Attempts to Bring the Personhood Debate to Canada
America has a lot in common with Canada, its sister to the north, but our approach to the abortion debate is not one of them. While America is like an angry giant, busy trying to block access to abortion in every possible way, Canada is a gentle giant, sitting up there cool as a cucumber. There are certainly those who…
Canadian Prime Minister Adopts Adorable Kitten
While the leader of our nation is probably pulling his hair out over the ridiculous debt talks, Canada's Prime Minister Stephen Harper has it made: he's spending time with his brand-new kitten, Stanley.
Blame Canada
[Washington, D.C., September 16. Image via Getty]
Capture The Flag
[Guadalajara, August 9. Image via Getty]
Everything In The News Will Piss You Off Today, Puppies And Presidents Edition
- The Bushes spent about $3.7 million dollars on real estate in a pricey Dallas neighborhood, and boy, are you going to seethe with jealousy when you see the house the Presidency can buy you. [Washington Post, The Smoking Gun]
- Italy is struggling with a rise in puppy smuggling due to a love of specific breeds and a…
