Rosie O'Donnell Lambastes Stephen Collins In an Epic Free-Verse Poem

Your belated Christmas gift: Rosie O'Donnell has offered her own take on the Stephen Collins pedophilia saga, in the form of a free-verse poem. According to Us Weekly:
Stephen Collins Has Publicly Confessed to Child Molestation [UPDATE]
In a statement to People, Stephen Collins—the actor best known for his role as Reverend Eric Camden on 7th Heaven—has confessed to molesting having inappropriate sexual contact* with three young girls between 1973 and 1994. According to Collins, he has "not had an impulse to act out in any such way" for 20 years.
"It Would Look Like an Accident": The Erotic Novels of Stephen Collins
Earlier this week, actor Stephen Collins—whose claim to mainstream fame was playing a minister and the father to seven kids on the pseudo-religious WB series 7th Heaven—became ensnared in controversy after TMZ published a secret audio recording of the actor allegedly admitting to having molested multiple underage…
Amy Poehler Is Dating Nick Kroll, Much to Our Delight
So THIS is The Best, Inc.: Amy Poehler has oh-so-quietly been dating fellow comedian Nick Kroll of The League and Best Week Ever. The two nommed on food at a restaurant on Sunset Boulevard, and "sources" (a busboy? a napkin ring? O'Brien from Downton Abbey?!?! WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE) say that it wasn't the first date…
