Wait, Pete Wentz was at an American Eagle party? Sigh, I long for the day when rock stars drove cars into pools and bit the heads off live animals. Partying at a mall store just doesn't have the same je ne sais quoi.
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: You are right and yet does anyone in their right mind consider Pete Wentz a rock star? Whatever he says, Fall Out Boy has a heavy dose of pop in it.
@Conchie Birdie: I totally need to refresh before posting, but it's good to know that I'm not the only one doubting the pop culture relevance of Pauly Shore.
@GirlFailer: And she's 68! Let she who is not a member of AARP cast the first stone. I'd better not hear her complain about people commenting on her age any time soon.
I am *not* repeat *not* equating Chris Brown to an animal. I will say, however, that he and that chimp both have the same menacing glint in their eyes, made all the more disturbing by their confident grins. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I would help Carrie Prejean if she needed it and I agree that she's been subjected to some unfair commentary, but the day I "stick together" with her by my own choice is the day I dig a six foot hole in my yard and curl up in the bottom for a nice long nap. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
"Double standards" is how Carrie refers to her pre-surgery boobs. Now she has "double-upgrades."
See, she knows what it means. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I laughed out loud when Dr. Oz came up with a convoluted explanation for why women's knees get ripped up during her period. Just takes an ounce of common sense to figure out what's happening there. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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So sayth the lord from his motor scooter: Let she who is not a member of AARP cast the first stone.
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See, she knows what it means. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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