Can I just take this opportunity to declare Justin Bieber a hilarious little weener? "One Time" has become my go-to song whilst drunk, and when friends ask me what's up on the phone I regularly answer "Playing video games with Ryan." OMJB (apparently this is a thing that actual tweenage people say).
Hannah Montana is not real at all. For one thing, she is a fictional character, for another she's lying to her entire school about who she is (ie the rock star?)
I have some kind of Sarah Palin-induced Tourettes. I read and hear her and I have all of these intelligent, well thought out ideas and arguments in my brain, but all that comes out of my mouth is "Shut up, Sarah Palin" or some more obscenity-laced version thereof.
I don't understand where this need to have the "best" country comes from. Can't there be a group of awesome countries that work together to do awesome things? Or is that too socialist?
@vulcanized: this reminds me of the David Sedaris story where he moves to France: he mentions that it's been so ingrained in our psyche that "America is #1!" that he was actually shocked to hear the French refer to their nation as "the greatest country on earth." as he put it: no one grows up being taught "we're #2!" :)
(this was in NO way defending s.p. or any of her asinine comments:)
Oh thank goodness. You know, I woke up this morning and didn't know where Stephanie Pratt was and I totally panicked. I was off-kilter all day wondering if she was in rehab. Phew. Glad that's put to rest.
Oh, man, that Jonas tweet is probably the dumbest I've seen yet. I can't even sugar coat it; it's just straight-up dumb. Were it anyone else, I'd assume they were trying to be witty, but I doubt that's the case.
I know it's Twitter, but I want to launch a punctuation intervention against Sarah Palin. Immediately. Sign up sheet is posted on the door. Who is with me?
Edited by sableized (just like starting over) at 11/25/09 8:03 PM
sableized (just like starting over) was starred
sableized (just like starting over) was unstarred
Wait, Pete Wentz was at an American Eagle party? Sigh, I long for the day when rock stars drove cars into pools and bit the heads off live animals. Partying at a mall store just doesn't have the same je ne sais quoi.
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: You are right and yet does anyone in their right mind consider Pete Wentz a rock star? Whatever he says, Fall Out Boy has a heavy dose of pop in it.
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I don't understand where this need to have the "best" country comes from. Can't there be a group of awesome countries that work together to do awesome things? Or is that too socialist?
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(this was in NO way defending s.p. or any of her asinine comments:)
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Stars - they're just like us!
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