I have the biggest fucking girl-crush on Lara Stone, it's ridiculous.
My patience is wearing thin with LL. It bugs me that her irrelevance continues to be celebrated. I don't have anything against the girl, but she doesn't do anything of any importance. It's bizarre to me that she continues to get endorsement deals, etc.
I also hate the glamorization of really sad, tortured people. It's not glamorous, morons, it's tragic.
I wish Lindsay Lohan would channel Lindsay Lohan for a change. Unless she wants to switch careers and become a Marilyn impersonator - which I'm sure she'd be great at.
My heart stopped when I read about Andre getting into gardening. I couldn't imagine him pulling weeds or rooting around in the dirt!
I was ever so relieved when I read on to find out what his version of "gardening" is all about. Andre, you never fail to disappoint me when it comes to the absurd!
Do people like Andre Leon Talley and Karl Lagerfeld actually work? I'm sort of under the impression that they just swan around like cartoon characters and say insane things. I have no idea what planet they come from, but I want to go to there. Only they could figure out how to garden without touching dirt or plants.
@Yahtzii: I have a feeling it involves bubbles. Big plastic bubbles they stay inside while they order people around in the garden. And they wear caftans in their bubbles, with Swarovski crystal embellished fingerless gardening gloves.
YOU ARE NOT MARILYN MONROE. you are not even CLOSE to her. ooh, you both had big boobs. having big boobs and red hair that you dye blonde doesn't make you marilyn monroe!
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- nose, check
- upper lip, check
- nips, check
- fingers, check
- drawstring, check
- package, check
- knee, check
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My patience is wearing thin with LL. It bugs me that her irrelevance continues to be celebrated. I don't have anything against the girl, but she doesn't do anything of any importance. It's bizarre to me that she continues to get endorsement deals, etc.
I also hate the glamorization of really sad, tortured people. It's not glamorous, morons, it's tragic.
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I was ever so relieved when I read on to find out what his version of "gardening" is all about. Andre, you never fail to disappoint me when it comes to the absurd!
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So...will they just put a different cover on Vogue and sell it at a lower price?
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YOU ARE NOT MARILYN MONROE. you are not even CLOSE to her. ooh, you both had big boobs. having big boobs and red hair that you dye blonde doesn't make you marilyn monroe!
stop the madness,
rednrowdy
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Blonde. Bra. Sexy. Size 14. Not really. Oh my. My dress. Lingerie. Happy Birthday. Mr. president. Candle. In the Wind. Marilyn. Monroe.
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Next, there'll be a news item reporting that Lindsay stole the dress and the wig from the shoot.
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