Proof that Twilight is a bad influence on kids: A girl was hospitalized after fighting with another girl over the last Robert Pattinson poster at a giveaway in London.
Uh, huh, yeah, like if it hadn't been a poster it would have been the last tube of lipstick in Trendy Shade X, or the last iPod nano in the store, or the last Tickle-Me-Elmo or whatever. Or even the last roasty-toasty mammoth rib or the last silver plated Scythian skull.
The Nicolas Cage story makes me oddly sad. I always wonder who is at fault when it comes to things like this. Clearly the celebrity has to have someone managing his money and I haven't heard any insane stories about his spending habits, relative to other celebrities. #lindsaylohan
@fulanita: OK- so crazy-and unbelievably true- Nic Cage story. I know a guy in San Francisco who lives on daddy's money. He was trying to purchase a turquoise encrusted Aztec ceremonial skull from an Art dealer, when Nicholas Cage walked in, offered twice as much and left with the skull. This is a real skull, and the art dealer said it was cursed. Of course, dude I know thought that was the 'scary story" to make a two thousand dollar skull more palatable to buyers (as this story takes place before the Damien Hirst diamond skull extravaganza). But Nicholas cage has not made a decent movie since 'Gone in 60 Seconds' in '00.
The skull incident-- happened in February of '01.
Just sayin'- Nic Cage has been cursed by an Aztec skull. #lindsaylohan
@SUNNY1: You should have seen the intervention in Rescue Me. By the time Tommy was done talking, they were all (but one--the real-life alcoholic) back drinking shots. #lindsaylohan
All this Lindsay and Michael Jackson business was really getting me down. Christina Ricci's succinct summary of the glory that is Lady Gaga cheered me up, though. #lindsaylohan
I know we're not supposed to snark on appearances, but I just want to hold Lindsay down and force a dollop of Frizz-Ease® into her hair. I swear by it. And look, no fly-aways! #lindsaylohan
@kookla: I want to sit her at my kitchen table, put a big steaming bowl of chicken and dumplings in front of her, and hand her a spoon. Chocolate chess pie for afters. #lindsaylohan
@BetteD: I didn't want to say anything about how I can't believe she'd eat that...but since you did. There's no way she eats ham and cheese. She's a walking pencil, like half the size she was as on Friends. I'd believe it more if she freaked out FOR them having ham and cheese sandwiches. #lindsaylohan
@jemandtheholograms: Well, to clarify, I know many a toothpick who regularly gorges on Doritos and Ham.
For me it was unbelievable because it's such a retro, 70s lunchbox recession meal that I have a hard time believing that someone with CC's cash would choose to eat it.
But to your point, yes, she has been very open in the media about her rigorous dieting and devoting to Atkins or the Zone or some other bs. So yeah.
Is Siena Millers sister actually commenting on Jude Laws actions with reference to being back together with Siena? Can someone remind her that Siena was photographed topless on holiday with a married man in the not-so-distant past? Hows that for double standards? Jeez.
@SomeAuthorGirl: Spencer's line about Roker's (whom I can't stand) number of followers makes me want to join Twitter so I can follow Al Roker. I hate Spencer for making me want to do that. #lindsaylohan
@ides: I hate him for making me hate him. I usually don't invest a lot of emotional energy into celebs but I truly think I hate him. To the extent that I might actually feel glee at his untimely demise. #lindsaylohan
Oh god I could not be a celebrity. Courteney Cox may be a bitch in other ways, but I am known to launch into the "No mayo on a burger" diatribe from 'The Whole Nine Yards" at very mention of mayonaise on a hamburger.
So glad people aren't watching and remembering all the strange things I do. Although equal parts cheese and meat? Not on my sandwiches, it's more of a two layers of cheese and five layers of turkey scenario. #lindsaylohan
@PIKITIS!!: Seriously. Some of the things I have said and done, well I'd come off as pretty bad/weird/opinated too. But in my defense I think, overall, I am pretty decent. #lindsaylohan
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Uh, huh, yeah, like if it hadn't been a poster it would have been the last tube of lipstick in Trendy Shade X, or the last iPod nano in the store, or the last Tickle-Me-Elmo or whatever. Or even the last roasty-toasty mammoth rib or the last silver plated Scythian skull.
Saaaaay, I could go for one of those myself . . .
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Considering her position and the fact that her logo is one of the two at the end, wouldn't it be her job to make script and wardrobe changes?
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But I'd put it on the uranium card-better cashback program. #lindsaylohan
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The skull incident-- happened in February of '01.
Just sayin'- Nic Cage has been cursed by an Aztec skull. #lindsaylohan
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In a bar. #lindsaylohan
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FYI, if you have Netflix, his stand-up is on the instant watching thing right now. I've been watching it now that I can stream it to my PS3.
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For me it was unbelievable because it's such a retro, 70s lunchbox recession meal that I have a hard time believing that someone with CC's cash would choose to eat it.
But to your point, yes, she has been very open in the media about her rigorous dieting and devoting to Atkins or the Zone or some other bs. So yeah.
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So glad people aren't watching and remembering all the strange things I do. Although equal parts cheese and meat? Not on my sandwiches, it's more of a two layers of cheese and five layers of turkey scenario. #lindsaylohan
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