Welcome to Grim Yelp Reviews, a regular feature where we share people’s worst experiences at the worst places. This week: angrily one-starring our nation’s most beloved national treasures because they’re, like, smaller than you thought they’d be.
The Statue of Liberty is getting a small makeover courtesy of Diane Von Furstenberg. In support of her upcoming reality show, House of DVF, the designer dressed up miniature versions of the statue (using the actual one would be tough) in her signature wrap dresses.
Amanda Whittaker, 27, is an objectum sexual who recently ended a 10-year relationship with a drum kit and is now in a long distance love affair with the Statue of Liberty or "Libby." Whittaker says she would marry Lady Liberty, but doesn't think it would be fair to others in her situation.