This Week In Tabloids: The Hideously Cruel 'Worst Beach Bodies' Issue

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman assists as we quaff goblets of gossip. This week: There's beef between K. Middy and HRH Liz; George Clooney is one step closer to an "I'll Raise This Baby Alone" cover; and the dreaded "Best and Worst Beach Bodies" issue is fucking awful. » 7/02/14 3:15pm 7/02/14 3:15pm

This Week in Tabloids: Faked Pix of Kim Squeezing Into Wedding Dress

Welcome back! Wednesdays belong to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman and I "read" the celebrity weeklies so that you don't "have" to. This week: Ben Affleck's gambling problem means his marriage is in crisis; Kate Middleton is "officially" having another kid (someday); and so much Kim Kardashian wedding stuff,… » 5/07/14 3:00pm 5/07/14 3:00pm

This Week in Tabloids: Angelina and Brad's 'Bizarre' Parenting Methods

Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand to purchase the new issues of In Touch, Life & Style, Ok!, Us and Star, so that together we may dig into moist, rich celebrity tabloid dirt. This week: Tom Cruise is wearing his midlife crisis on his face; Kim Kardashian spent $23K… » 4/09/14 3:20pm 4/09/14 3:20pm

The Week in Tabloids: Kendall Jenner Steals Kim Kardashian Vogue Cover

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman makes a pilgrimage to the local newsstand and buys the latest issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. Together we "read" the "news" so you don't "have" to. This week: Nicole Richie is "scary skinny;" everyone hates The Bachelor; and new fashion it… » 2/26/14 3:10pm 2/26/14 3:10pm

This Week in Tabloids: Kim Doesn't Want Bruce in Wedding If He's Trans

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman and I ride the valiant tabloid steeds into the sunset of Gossiptown. This week's lies: Lindsay Lohan is drinking wine for breakfast and blowing rails of coke for lunch; Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke are not speaking to each other; and Kim Kardashian feels that… » 1/29/14 4:30pm 1/29/14 4:30pm

This Week in Tabloids: Kim Kardashian's Weight-Loss Secret Is Surgery

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman assists as we endure the torture of reading celebrity tabloids, checking out the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Jennifer Aniston is sad and lonely again; Angelina Jolie hates Sandra Bullock; and Kim Kardashian is seeing a… » 11/20/13 3:45pm 11/20/13 3:45pm

This Week in Tabloids: The Mom-Shaming of Kim Kardashian Has Begun

It's Wednesday, so this must be Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman hits the newsstand for the latest issues of Us, In Touch, Life & Style, Star and Ok!. Together, we rustle through the rough and durable fabric of celebrity gossip. This week, Miley Cyrus and her weed-leaf-print socks sat in the lap of a mystery… » 10/09/13 3:20pm 10/09/13 3:20pm

This Week In Tabloids: Kris Jenner Promises Kanye Ca$h If He Marries Kim

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we head to the newsstands and spend actual American dollars on printed matter, in an attempt to find out how painful this week's editions of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star are. This week: Tom Cruise is lavishing money and vacations on daughter Suri; Katy Perry and… » 8/08/12 4:30pm 8/08/12 4:30pm

This Week In Tabloids: J. Lo's Boyfriend Loves a Good Gay Glory Hole

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which yours truly bravely ventures to the newsstand and spends actual American currency buying In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Robert Pattinson is running in slow-mo through the fields behind Reese Witherspoon's ranch house, sobbing as he goes; Jennifer… » 8/01/12 3:15pm 8/01/12 3:15pm

This Week in Tabloids: Kristen Stewart Got New Boobs, Say Two Out of…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your one-stop shop for delicious, farm-fresh gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Justin Bieber loves saying the word "fuck"; Brad Pitt's mom wants Angelina to be a Good Christian; Katie Holmes and Chris Klein party like it's 2000. » 7/18/12 5:00pm 7/18/12 5:00pm

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This Week In Tabloids: Jessica Simpson Would Rather Be a Single Mom…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we check out the "beach blunders" from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Britney's new job might trigger another meltdown; Snooki is gonna start designing sunglasses for babies; and Jessica Simpson needs to lose almost 100 lbs. in six months. » 5/23/12 4:30pm 5/23/12 4:30pm

This Week In Tabloids: Reese Witherspoon's Dad Is a Hoarder

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we sniff the pollen-spewing blossoms of gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Rachel Zoe is "back to scary skinny"; Brad and Angelina have set a wedding date; all of Hollywood have, in unison, collectively turned their backs on Kim Kardashian; and… » 5/16/12 5:00pm 5/16/12 5:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: Ashton & Demi's Divorce Dramz

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we hit the newsstands, buy the tabloids, and "read" them, so you don't "have" to. We search for delicious kernels of truth in the grain fields of gossip! This week, Sandra Bullock is "scary skinny"; Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that unemployed dude's spawn; LeAnn Rimes is… » 9/28/11 3:04pm 9/28/11 3:04pm

This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian's Marriage Is Her First Step…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we say "I do" to In Touch, Star, Us, Life & Style and Ok!. This week, Ali Lohan's modeling agent thinks she has the "perfect" look; Jay-Z has a secret son living in Trinidad; and newly wed Kim Kardashian is already miserable. » 9/14/11 3:00pm 9/14/11 3:00pm

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This Week In Tabloids: Kate Middleton Is Pregnant With Twins

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we sip from the cups of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Ryan Reynolds is the father of Sandra Bullock's nonexistent unborn baby; Angelina Jolie is a skeleton wearing affordably-priced cashmere; and in a Very Special Commemorative Royal Edition of the… » 9/07/11 2:25pm 9/07/11 2:25pm

This Week In Tabloids: Suri's $100,000 Treehouse Has Electricity & Shag…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, we hang out with our seriously romantic boyfriends, aka gossip mags Ok!, Us, Star, In Touch and Life & Style. This week: Suri Cruise's $100,000 tree house has shag carpeting and running water; Brad's birthday present for Angelina involved flying to the Midwest, renting… » 6/15/11 2:40pm 6/15/11 2:40pm

This Week In Tabloids: Star Apologizes For Calling Katie Holmes An…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we try not to get injured by the jagged detrius masquerading as gossip in Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Royal Wedding wackiness is in overdrive; Khloe Kardashian is miffed that people think she looks "massive"; and Star totally didn't mean to call Katie… » 4/27/11 3:30pm 4/27/11 3:30pm