Holy Shit Madonna Is So Bad at Stand-Up Comedy

Ohhhh no. Oh no oh no oh no. I would love to live in a world where this did not exist, some kind of alterna-universe where Madonna had people in her life who felt comfortable telling her hard truths, but there’s no escaping it—Madonna, who has already been depressing the hell out of me lately, did a stand-up routine… » 4/10/15 9:55am 4/10/15 9:55am

Here it Is: The Greatest, Realest and Grossest Period Joke of All Time

Happy Valentine's Day week! Do you have anyone to celebrate it with or will you, like my partner and me, spend the day angrily eating chocolates and wondering when true love will finally find us? If so, you might be interested in this: The most disgusting awesome period joke you've ever heard. » 2/09/15 9:55pm 2/09/15 9:55pm

Tig Notaro Performed Half of Her Set Topless Last Night

Tig Notaro is the fucking coolest. Two years ago, she performed what quickly became one of the most legendary stand-up sets of all time, tearing the roof off Los Angeles' Club Largo with a searing, heartbreaking, hilarious set about being diagnosed with breast cancer. Last night at Town Hall in New York, she followed… » 11/07/14 2:10pm 11/07/14 2:10pm

Daniel Tosh Is Sorry He Told a Female Audience Member That She Should…

Professional sayer of stupid shit Tosh.0 jackanapes Daniel Tosh says a lot of things that aren't funny, but perhaps the least funny of his unfunny oeuvre is his plethora of rape jokes. (Knock knock! Who's there? Your mom getting raped in the butt! Ahahahaha. Tears, you guys.) As such, it was only a matter of time… » 7/10/12 5:50pm 7/10/12 5:50pm

Chris Rock Was Right: Abortion Is A Choice Between A Female And Her…

With all this talk about Aliza Shvarts and her (im)possible abortions, it got me thinking about how women decide whether to keep or terminate a pregnancy. For those of us have gotten pregnant, was the opinion of the dude who knocked you up ever the final say in your decision of whether to keep it or get an abortion?… » 4/18/08 1:00pm 4/18/08 1:00pm