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    This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight
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    11/19/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight
    Does nobody wear eyeliner any more? I wear a line close to my lashes that's powder shadow. Is that passe? I have small eyes and they'd disappear otherwise.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/19/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight
    Next month in Cosmo!!! Angelina dishes on her seduction tips!!! It's totes simple!! Just be naked!!!
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    11/19/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight
    Lance Bass appears to have a very gay kitchen.


    ..and I mean that in a good way, as far as kitchens go..

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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    11/19/08

    @lobstr: but aren't the 'Nsync bobbleheads cute?
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    11/19/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight
    BLIND ITEMS: I need de helpz.
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    11/19/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight
    Also wondering....does the topic "Valley girls" come up frequently in Angelina and Brad's conversations? Anyone else? Because I don't think I've ever talked about that in my life...
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    11/19/08

    @JerseyGrrrl: Maybe she plays a lot of Zappa just so it will come up.
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/19/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight
    I like how Angelina "getting naked" is considered a seduction technique. Now I want Cosmo to build a whole article around it.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    11/19/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight
    Heidi with Michelle's Lips = A Fish Called Wanda.


    And, at first glance Obama does appear to be an ear-biter. But, I think that's just a funny angle. If not he is biting a whole lotta ear!

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    Image of monkeydance monkeydance
    11/19/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight
    haven't the Twilight romances been shot down like a million times already? why is this a headline?


    and i'm beyond tired of the Brangalina, Anistan thing. They should all stick to acting and being known for that...like real actors who don't rely on celebrity gossip to get recognition.


    but aside, was intern Margaret stuck on the LIRR? I feel her pain.

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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    11/19/08

    @monkeydance: You mean they act, too????
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    11/19/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight
    Which body should Michelle wear? I think black will be expected, so she should shake things up by going white or Asian.
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    11/19/08

    @treecut just Baracked the Vote!: I vote either kitten or Wall-E body.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    11/19/08

    @sanyucat: Or she could go horse and be the first centaur in the White House.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/19/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight
    The first cover, Life & Style, I seriously thought that was Brangelina. What the shit?!
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    11/19/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight
    Also, Dr. Phil's a whackjob. Methinks /someone/ is a little sensitive about his own failed home perm kits. He wasn't /always/ bald, you know.
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    Image of twinkette twinkette
    11/19/08

    @Mkp-hearts-nyc:


    It makes me want to go to his show and sit in the front of the audience with the biggest afro ever.

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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    11/19/08

    @twinkette: Call me! We'll go together! In fact, the more the merrier. Can we make this a Jezzie meet up?
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    Image of Lawyerette will perform legal services for food Lawyerette will perform legal services for food
    11/19/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight
    RE Barack & Michelle's PDA:


    I thought it was a rule that tabloid reporting of PDA was stricktly limited to people who are not in happy, well-adjusted marriages.

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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    11/19/08

    I saw Madonna in concert last night. My friend turned to me and said, "She looks so thin! She's wasting away!" So, yes, they got that one right.


    @Lawyerette, FTW!: I consider PDA to be more like necking, fondling, etc. The Obamas are affectionate but not in that "about to break up" way.

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    Image of braak braak
    11/19/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight
    I wonder if Dr. Rey just has one idea of what a woman should look like in his head, and then suggests that all women get work to look more like this imaginary(?) ideal.


    What is the point of this? Why should Heidi Klum expend effort to look more attractive to this schlub?

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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    11/19/08

    @braak: I suspect he does. I remember watching an MTV thing about plastic surgery and the doctor the two girls go to tells them something like "a woman's hip is supposed to curve like this, so..." and I'm like what???? Supposed to?? Just this one line? It kinda made me sick.
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    Image of Horsford Horsford
    11/19/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight
    Angelina likes to tease Brad by saying, 'Brad, you used to like Valley girls, didn't you?'


    What are they conversing about that leads to valley girls being frequently mentioned???

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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    11/19/08

    @Horsford: Maybe nothing. Maybe she's just feeding the orphans and it occurs to her to say it. "Brad, you used to like Valley girls, didn't you? Could you hand me that applesauce?"
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    11/19/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight
    Is it wrong I got all excited about the prospect of Angie and Jen in some sort of S&M scenario when they said "Torture"?
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