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    Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageant Dads, "Sexy" Babies & Creepy Judges
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    Image of BoozeInMyBlood[had lost her password] BoozeInMyBlood[had lost her password]
    01/28/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageant Dads, "Sexy" Babies & Creepy Judges
    Isnt that [the one with the fake toe nails] the same girl from the OTHER pageant show? A couple years ago...? anyone remember?


    i uber pissed that i missed this. are there re runs?

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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    01/29/09

    @ForgetfulBitch [is currently lacking in wit]: Was it Little Beauties? I didn't watch this one but from the screengrab I was wondering the same thing.
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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    01/28/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageant Dads, "Sexy" Babies & Creepy Judges
    Okay, my coworker just said he and his soon-to-be wife were gonna have "sexy babies". I can't even process that turn of phrase.
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    Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) was starred Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) was unstarred
    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    01/28/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageant Dads, "Sexy" Babies & Creepy Judges
    As someone who is involved with The Miss America organization-- this shit is FUCKED UP. Faggy dad's mom is either blind or VERY accepting.
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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    01/28/09

    @homerjay wants Boston Legal back!: by mom, I obviously meant wife. :)
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    01/28/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageant Dads, "Sexy" Babies & Creepy Judges
    It would be way too easy to insinuate that Michael Flores learned all his moves from the judge in Drop Dead Gorgeous.


    Wouldn't it?

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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    01/28/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageant Dads, "Sexy" Babies & Creepy Judges
    Ugh, I saw the special I think they based the show on last week and the pageant judge was talking about how people who think this sexualizes little girls are sick. Um, no, dressing them in revealing clothing with make-up and fake eyelashes and over the top hair and having them walk and dance and move their hips certain ways sexualizes them. They dance suggestively because someone is teaching them it and while they may not get it, the adult should.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    01/28/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageant Dads, "Sexy" Babies & Creepy Judges
    The Chippeydales = Beauty Pageant dancing.


    Proven by above.

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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    01/28/09

    @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: Well not entirely, but the disgust from that seems to be "entertainment" here.
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    Image of adrastia adrastia
    01/28/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageant Dads, "Sexy" Babies & Creepy Judges
    Oh Nooooo


    went to hotel for a meeting - baby/toddler/little girl pageant there too. Never been that close before so i stayed, watched, hung out with the girls and moms/grammas/others in hall. WAY WAY over my creep-out limit. Women ABSOLUTELY treated the girls as large, mobile body-temp dress-up dolls.


    Adult women were sending out massive LOOK AT ME !!!_ANYBODY _ LOOK AT ME - vibes thru the kids.


    Desperation was so thick i thought it was pooling/oozing onto the floors. And there was absolutely NOTHING too 'fuck me now' that could be done to kids look/dress/'talent' - except maybe an actual sign for a 3 yr old to hold up saying 'FMN'.


    parents/coaches were AGHAST when i mildly commented that any kid looked kinda 'too adult' - sniffed that I had a nasty mind. Her kid looked like she was working the parking lot at wrestling/MMA cage fight. Male judges-'observers' - were straight out voyers/sickos.


    really shook me - no joke


    Beyond sad-creepy. My creep-out pedophile-sick person detector hit max and kept going up.


    sufficent desperation equals pervert denial ??? in these women?

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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    01/28/09

    @adrastia: Amazing. Tell more!
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    Image of hfree hfree
    01/28/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageant Dads, "Sexy" Babies & Creepy Judges
    Anyone else get a young Gabriel Union vibe from "Bear Claw"? She was the one from the Today show clip, yes?
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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    01/28/09

    @hfree: totally! I was wondering who she looked like
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    Image of Ms. Crankypants Ms. Crankypants
    01/28/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageant Dads, "Sexy" Babies & Creepy Judges
    Awww, he's Rich's new favourite [fourfour.typepad.com]
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    Image of Ms. Crankypants Ms. Crankypants
    01/28/09

    @Ms. Crankypants: I mean new hero. Must go do real work now hopefully with more coherent results.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    01/28/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageant Dads, "Sexy" Babies & Creepy Judges
    I made the mistake of watching this for five minutes and have been rendered permanently stupefied.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    01/28/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageant Dads, "Sexy" Babies & Creepy Judges
    If the first thing that pops to mind when you find out you're having a girl is "you need to have this little girl involved" in pageantry, there is something askewwwww....
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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    01/28/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageant Dads, "Sexy" Babies & Creepy Judges
    Never trust the dog with the shifty eyes.


    dun dun DUUUNNNNNN!

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    Sukie in the Graveyard was starred Sukie in the Graveyard was unstarred
    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    01/28/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageant Dads, "Sexy" Babies & Creepy Judges
    My Gaydar just went off the charts.
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    JinxyMcDeath was starred JinxyMcDeath was unstarred
    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    01/28/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageant Dads, "Sexy" Babies & Creepy Judges
    Okay, I have neither spun nor taught colourguard in about 8 years...and I could STILL out-twirl that lady. Is she for real?
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    Cafezinha was starred Cafezinha was unstarred
    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    01/28/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageant Dads, "Sexy" Babies & Creepy Judges
    i've seen those crazy ass long fake fritos toenails on grown women. just the idea of it grosses me out, but then to see it on a woman and then see a woman glue fake toenails to a CHILD..


    *shudder*

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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    01/28/09

    @rednrowdy: Long toenails gross me out, too. Especially when they are french manicured. I'm not sure why but I feel all squidgy when I see them.
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    Red-headed bookworm was starred Red-headed bookworm was unstarred
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