Downton Abbey creator Julian Fellowes would have liked to give Matthew and Lady Mary Crawley a happier ending, but wasn't able to because Dan Stevens bailed so unceremoniously.

The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn asunder by, of all things, Tivo. Brad's allegedly pissed at Angelina for secretly recording episodes of her ex Jonny…

As is the case with many a dad/manager, I could have told you something was going on with former youth pastor and Baptist minister Joe Simpson. All those icky comments about daughter Jessica's breasts? That DUI he got in Sherman Oaks in August? His divorce from Tina, his wife of 34 years, late last month? Supposedly,…

During a recent interview, during which she was supposed to promote her two new TV shows, Vivica A. Fox didn't hold back from saying how she really feels about Stacey Dash's Baywatch-inspired Twitter endorsement of Mitt Romney. Wrinkling her nose at the mention of Dash's name she says, "I didn't know she was a…

This has been one fucked up day for the Lohan clan. Like, I can't really even follow what's been going on. But as far as I can tell, Lindsay and Dina partied all night and eventually got into an argument about an errant $40k that Lindsay had loaned her mom. Then they clawed at each other's faces for a while until…

Fuck being a waiter at the Ivy with a screenplay in your locker! The real way to meet celebrities these days is to become an international Hacktivist and chill in diplomatic asylum for a few years. Case in point: Lady Gaga visited Julian Assange—who counts Oliver Stone and Michael Moore among his most vocal Hollywood…

Stacey Dash, best known to every woman as Dionne from Clueless, tweeted today that she's loves Mittens:

Kim Klardashiurn is honored to be boyfriend Kanye West's "perfect bitch," which is the title of a new song he wrote about her, Tweeted about having written about her, and promptly deleted.

The first episode of Single Ladies did not impress me. it seemed like all the characters did was drink champagne and change clothes. I watched the second episode not expecting things to get better. Then the third. Then the fourth. Then I suggested my mom watch, and then I realized: I was hooked. The show had grown…

Not exactly, anyway. From the looks of the new trailer, while love, sex and relationships are definitely the focus, no one will be staring wistfully out of a window while musing at a laptop. Instead, someone snipes: "Bitches got drama!"

Shad:"There's no girls rappin' so we're only hearin' half the truth....We don't hear about your brain, just your brains/How you rock a fella, Stacey Dash dames/We just need your voice like an a capella." Check out the top ten.

In May, we found out that VH1 would be working on its first-ever scripted series, which would be sort of like Sex And The City, except with actual black people. Now, some additional details have been revealed.

It's a truth universally acknowledged that everything awesome is somehow related to Jane Austen: forgiving empire-cut dresses, Colin Firth, Alan Rickman, funny girls who get the guy, Colin Firth, and of course, Amy Heckerling's contemporary classic Clueless, built on Emma.

Stacey Dash (whom we absolutely loved in Clueless) will star in VH1's first-ever scripted series, Single Ladies. The premise sounds a little like Sex And The City — except, you know, with actual black people.

• Guess who is being called "unlucky in love again"? Jennifer Aniston, of course. That's because Gerard Butler has been spotted looking "lovey-dovey" with a "French beauty" named Laurie Cholewa.

• After six years on Grey's Anatomy, Katherine Heigl is jumping ship.

• Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for creating a commercial in which a boyfriend-stealing, "milk-aholic" baby is named Lindsay. Here's the thing about LL's lawsuit:

You may know Stacey Dash as Dionne from Clueless. You may not know she is 42 years old and has two kids. (Also, she's Damon Dash's cousin.) Anyway, she looks amazing on the new issue of King magazine, although the coverline "We've Got MILF!" is pretty fucking tacky. [MediaTakeout]