Jezebel: stabby

Heidi Montag Cashes In

Dodai — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:15:00 EDT

[New York, June 9. Images via Splash.]

You Wanna Be On Top

Tracie — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:45:00 EDT

Holy shit! It finally happened: Someone literally got stabby while watching Tyra Banks! A woman in Seattle had some friends over her house to drink beer and watch America's Next Top Model. One of her guests was talking too loudly, and after several attempts to shut the woman up, the host tried to kick her out of her apartment. The argument turned physical, replete with clumps of hair (we're secretly hoping it was a weave) being pulled out of scalps, until the host grabbed a paring knife from the kitchen and repeatedly stabbed the woman in the chest and neck. The victim is, thankfully, alive, and her attacker, as of last evening, is still at large. [Seattle PI]

Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby

dodai — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:15:00 EST

[New York, January 31. Image via Splash.]

First a 45-year old Englishwoman stabbed...

Jennifer — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:45:00 EDT

First a 45-year old Englishwoman stabbed her boyfriend with a fork when he ate the pork chops she'd made for herself for dinner. (She screamed "Eat my pork, feel my fork!" and went at him.) But now a fork-stabbing has happened again, right here in the good ol' U.S. of A.! Kelly Campbell-Baumgartner of Plymouth, Michigan stabbed her husband with a fork during a fight in a restaurant. Her hubby denied he was stabbed and refused to press charges, which makes us think he must have deserved it. But what is up with women stabbing their men? With forks? Because it's worse than putting dog shit in your cheating hubby's curry, don't you think? [CBS News]