Stop Celebrating St. Patrick Because He Was Probably an Asshole

A new academic paper by University of Cambridge buzzkill Roy Flechner suggests that the specious story of St. Patrick being kidnapped from western Britain as a teenager and sold into slavery in Ireland is probably bogus — the saint that famously (but not really because Ireland isn't Australia) chased the snakes out of… » 3/17/12 2:30pm 3/17/12 2:30pm