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    Happy Hump Chomp Day!

    Sweater Puppies Squirrels

    TGIF

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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    10/07/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Chomp Day!
    And here we see a squirrel indulging in the rare nut of the Cheetoak.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/07/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Chomp Day!
    What's the difference between a hockey mom and a squirrel?
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    10/07/09

    @Lymed: Squirrels have better manicures?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/07/09

    @Lymed: A squirrel can't see Russia from its house?
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    10/07/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Chomp Day!
    My cousins were obsessed with squirrels when they moved back here from South Africa. They don't have them on in the Eastern Cape where they lived. My love of squirrels started to dwindle when they pointed out every single freaking squirrel they saw every single day.

    And then there were the squirrels in Yosemite. Those things were damn ballsy. They would openly beg food from you right under your foot. And the idiot tourists who didn't heed the warnings of not feeding the animals only made it worse. My brother got so angry one day he threw a clump of dirt at one of them. Watching it explode on impact with the squirrel's cheek was like watching an action movie in slo-mo. It was awesome until some poor sap yelled at us and then proceeded to feed it.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    10/07/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Chomp Day!
    A squirrel got inside my house when I was a kid. It SCARED me so much.
    Personally, I find this photo triggering.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    10/07/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Chomp Day!
    I gotta say, I love me some squirrels. I like to feed them in parks where they are super friendly. And I really dig their tails.

    And this never fails to make me laugh:

    [www.craigslist.org]
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    10/07/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Chomp Day!
    "It ain't easy being cheesy!"

    Chester Cheetah, you're out! We have found our new mascot.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/07/09

    @WashingMyHair: Jinx!
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    10/07/09

    @BabyJane: I owe you a Coke.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/07/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Chomp Day!
    It's not easy being cheesy.
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    Image of awkwardsilence0711 awkwardsilence0711
    10/07/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Chomp Day!
    does anyone else think he looks like he's wearing lipstick? or maybe just had lip fillers?
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    Image of Penny Penny
    10/07/09

    @awkwardsilence0711: I believe that is Cheeto dust. Which is even funnier.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/07/09

    @awkwardsilence0711: Hmmm, they do look suspiciously full.
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    Image of awkwardsilence0711 awkwardsilence0711
    10/07/09

    @BabyJane: full AND enticing.
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    Image of o-line o-line
    10/07/09


    @awkwardsilence0711: Executive transvestite squirrel.
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    Image of awkwardsilence0711 awkwardsilence0711
    10/07/09

    @o-line: i think they share the same colourist? dude looks like he's harboring a cheeto in those cupped hands, the resemblance is striking!
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/07/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Chomp Day!
    I gives you my cheezy poof for a cheezburger
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/07/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Chomp Day!
    True story: I was once walking along eating a bag of Cheetos in college when a squirrel jumped on my leg and scared the crap out of me. I dropped the bag and he started eating them!
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    Image of PrisonBreakShaker PrisonBreakShaker
    10/07/09

    @badmutha: It was totally intentional- squirrels are crafty, especially campus squirrels.
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    Image of elliebean elliebean
    10/07/09

    @PrisonBreakShaker: Seriously. I saw them protesting in the park on my campus, "Squirrels are people too." They frequently run garbage can detail. I was once prevented from putting half a mushy sandwich in a garbage can by a squirrel guarding the opening, so I just kinda placed it on the side while the squirrel yelled at me. Turns out he was yellin' for supper. Sandwich mauled.
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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    10/07/09

    @badmutha: True story: Today I was commenting on Jez on my back deck and a squirrel fell out of a tree behind me. It made the loudest thump and it sat on the ground for close to three minutes. I can only imagine that it was pondering why God would make such an uncoordinated soul a tree dweller.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    10/07/09

    @PrisonBreakShaker, badmutha: They're conniving little bastards is what they are. Dolphins of the land, I'm telling you.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    10/07/09

    @Bgirl_Hamster: Haha, I once saw a squirrel fall out of a tree. I think it happens more then they like to let on.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/07/09

    @andBegorrah: I plan to give birth in a tree surrounded by squirrels
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/07/09

    @badmutha: He wanted your junk food and was willing to sneak attack you to get it.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/07/09

    @greengrey: They have good PR.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    10/07/09

    @badmutha: Those college squirrels are BOLD, man.

    My ex had one run up to him while he was walking, sit on his shoe and stare him down.
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    Image of squirrelcop squirrelcop
    10/07/09

    @elliebean: My apologies. I must have been off-duty that day.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    10/07/09

    @Lymed: "Babies" and "rabies" are only one letter apart. It's natural!!
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    10/07/09

    @squirrelcop: Ha! It's a tough job, you can't be in every backyard, college campus or city park at the same time.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/07/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Did the squirrel think it was the "Bad" video or something?
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/07/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Chomp Day!
    He's like,

    "what? I like cheet-o's ok? mind your business."
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    10/07/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Chomp Day!
    This is TERRIFYING! Look at squirrel's nails!
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    Image of awkwardsilence0711 awkwardsilence0711
    10/07/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: squirrel has a better manicure than i do!
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    10/07/09

    @awkwardsilence0711: Squirrrel's coat is so...lustrous. Who is her stylist?
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    Image of awkwardsilence0711 awkwardsilence0711
    10/07/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: same one as eddie izzard, see up-thread.
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    07/06/09

    In reply to Sweater Puppies Squirrels
    my dog does a particularly cute but embarrassing thing when he is feeling overwhelmed or shy-- i'll usually be at his face level, trying to comfort him (like the first time he went to a dog park and there were dogs running around all crazy) and he'll try and shove his muzzle in between my boobs to hide his face. i think it's cute as hell and i don't chastise him when he does it, but i'm sure it looks/sounds a little weird to other people. he is also a fairly large shepherd mix. just kind of shy. then i got a job at a dog daycare and realized a lot of dogs really like that area, ha!
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    Image of AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover
    07/06/09

    In reply to Sweater Puppies Squirrels
    I'm not as altruistic as Amber, my boobs hold chips for afternoon snacking.
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    Image of LolaQuinn is full of beans LolaQuinn is full of beans
    07/06/09

    In reply to Sweater Puppies Squirrels
    Awwww. I bet it was real warm and snuggly in there.


    Personally, I use my cleavage to defrost Smucker's frozen PB&J sandwiches, but to each her own.

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